the stranger the better

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

gorilla heritage post

me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures

I cant stop thinking about this.

"so how did you two meet"

she messaged me on tumblr and we became obsessed with each other literally immediately and now we are bound by the red string of fate

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

If I were tumblr famous this would be a smash hit

DRY HEAVING BECAUSE COOPER WAS IN A MOVIE WITH VERA KEYES!!!!

Stars Sparkle in New Hubble Image by NASA Hubble Space Telescope

the tortured poets department

im going to skim a handful of the most popular saw fanfiction and then tell you what i think the plot of the saw film franchise is, ok?

i have reason to believe there were two men in a bathroom

MY BITCH POSE IS NEEEEAASTY

the ache of nostalgia