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Smarter than we are given credit for!

Happy Valentine’s Day ♡♡♡

@tonystankposts @biggreenmememachine @pepmeme-potts @memecaptainsteverogers

Why did I get no lip contact, look at that hover

I saved the world with a billionaire, a spy, a carnie, a Norse god, and a chemist. How hard can it be to make a souffle?

Steve if the chemist can’t get it right with the actual recipe, I wouldn’t get your hopes up

Some days doing the laundry is a walk in the park on a good health day. Other days, it is like getting thrown off a cliff and impaled by rocks.

Regardless, y’all already know I’m going to steal my wife’s sweaters while she’s on patrol.

Hey! Don’t steal the sweaters I stole from Thor and Captain Rogers!

You stole my hoodie? I expected better of you, intern.

I’m pretty sure the hoody that lives in Dr Foster’s office belongs to you too Thor. I’d offer to give it back, but if I dare go near Foster’s office right now I mat get incoherently yelled at over the phone. 

I shall take it back myself.

Good luck to you. It appears she has booby trapped her office. I only went in to find some paper work. I am now covered in Glitter.

I bet she has not booby trapped the window. If I smash through it I should be okay.

Unless you want to make a hole in the wall, no windows in her office. Just one door, which is booby trapped to high hell.

To be fair, which one of us HASN'T stolen one of their sweaters? Stretched out and worn to impeccable softness.

social media au based on this post, in which bruce creates a twitter to share hulk’s thoughts with the world. 

@biggreenmememachine

It hadn't occurred to me before because most of it is general nonsense.

I think the most recent one was about a giant panini grill because he liked the smell of Tony's grilled cheese

OOC: Roles Needed For Memevengers!

And here is the Masterlist for the Memes. I will keep this list updated if a role is filled or a new one is opened. 

Mod here: Please message the original poster if you have made a meme blog, and would like to join us, so that they can update the list

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

I got frucking ‘Lord man’

Captain Man

I got The Mask are you joking jshdjasdc

Crime Cold…

ADAGAHSJSJAH SISTER CANDLE

I AM SISTER CAT! does this mean i get to go on *more* cool adventures with @memecatwoman?

THE RADIOACTIVE BEEF!!!

Brother Weather: The Weather Wizard’s kid brother who follows him around being embarrassing. 

I got King Man. I believe this to be accurate.

I can’t believe -

Ghoulish Devil. Hmm…I like it.

King vertigo. Sounds about right.

“The Terrible Pain.” Bruce I’m so sorry

Junkyard Shark. Honestly sounds like a cool band name not a villain.

…….. Boss Peanut.

They makin’ fun o’ my size?  Looks like I got some work to do…

I am Groot?

"The Mutant Monopoly"

I'm pretty sure I don't have a monopoly on it

I've been told I can be a little OP

Pride is almost over, and now it’s time for Wrath

friends, i’ve got our plan for july…

I’m in. Just tell me where to show up and when to get angry!

I shall get angry too!!! @biggreenmememachine Are you in?

Can't keep me away

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I thought the customary thing to leave out for Cap was apple pie, and perhaps a good beer or hard cider?

Captian America knocks on your front door. You answer. You invite him him for whatever gifts you offer. He shakes his head and graciously declines whatever you have to offer. “There’s no price for freedom and you don’t need to reward me for doing what’s right.” He teaches you a valuable lesson on doing the right thing even in hard times and ends on a hearty handshake. With a nod and then a beat, he dead sprints to your chimney and runs up it to go to the next house.

You guys keep making my crappy post a thousand times better

Happy Birthday, Steve!

Every bottle of Coke with the name Steve on it also has a little flag and I think SOMEONE bribed Coca Cola.

*whistles nonchalantly*

That would also explain why this year there’s a “Share A Coke With A ROBOT” bottle out there. That seemed very specific to me. 

what the heck is a robot going to do with coke? They don’t typically consume food

I thought it was rude to ask. After all, if a robot wants to share a Coke with me, who am I to refuse? 

I have reasons.

it helps break down rust

Is that true?

What did they put IN when they took the cocaine OUT??

Share a coke with a robot? Would you share one with me captain? @memecaptainsteverogers

Robots that try to induce nuclear winter don’t get Coca Cola, Ultron. 

What about Pepsi

maybe RC Cola