almond milk hate account

I finally get why my dad used to sound like that waking up and getting in the shower. me too man me too

if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

They Rolls up into a Ball…

the patron saint of worms that died on concrete

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

wish i could call in bitchy to work

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

hey. personality quiz right here right now. What did you do at recess. :)

unstoppable force (desire to write) vs immovable object (tired)

Just in case you were wondering why it’s getting pushed through ASAP

I love dark chocolate and dark roast coffee. I would probably also enjoy eating coal.