random dirty sketch with leafeon and shaymin fusion
If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it
That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes
I like how his plan in like real world terms, was to turn desantis gay but instead he exploded
like to charge reblog to cast tbh
missing kougra day, cybunny day, lupe day, and hissi day in rapid succession
smth about those old guys thats so charming to me
you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
- you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
- take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
- apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
- have fun and be yourself!
You can't do this to me
Face of pure devastation and of a man questioning absolutely everything
Wow! Look at all those sticks! That’s exactly what I need for my nest and they’re all perfectly sized omg. How lucky they just fell on that big log like that! Just gonna grab these bad boys for the nest and hop on ov-
Huh, weird! I wonder where that first bird went. WOW, look at all these sticks and they're all perfectly sized! How lucky I am that the first bird missed them all! Just gonna pop over here and grab these for my nest and then g-
Hmmn. I was pretty sure that there was another bird, but maybe it flew off after that weird splash! WOW! Look at all these sticks and they're all perfectly sized! How glad I am that something startled them, leaving these perfect sticks for me! Just gonna go nab some of those for my nest and the-
shoutout to don bluth for creating almost half of this list. also sorry if your favorite isn't on here but also i don't really care because it's my poll. <333
"americans be eating cheesed burgers" nah, the real american lunch is the tried and true sandwich and a bag of chips
Orym's passive perception is so high now it's gone past seeing the outline of Matthew Mercer out of the corner of his eye to just being the one observing Liam's life now instead of the other way around. One day Liam's going to look down at the battle map and Orym is just making direct eye contact
I assumed this was going to go in the direction of a serious diatribe on abuse, so the reaction image took me OUT
For additional context
Oh my god???????
I hate these people so fucking much. Our country is crumbling in literally every way - infrastructure, childcare, schools, healthcare and hospitals, etc and we're in one of the biggest cost of living increases ever homelessness is increasing and will continue. Covid is still a thing. But no this is what they're spending our hard earned tax dollars that make up their salary for
a little early for weird dice wednesday but here it is. a d20 i just got from a vintage fair with numbers 0-9 twice.