A white kangaroo. Nothing special apart from that this was taken in Finland.

A bit lost

My guy off the shits

Odd mouse

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

this painting is what ultrakill speedrunners see when they close their eyes. if you showed this to the romans who flogged jesus theyd think this painting is excessive. this painting is the blood cavern from space funeral. it's the color out of space.

jegus tapdancing christ it is actually that bad

bronze winged pionuses are one of the most underrated species of parrot

sooooo so so pretty

same with st vincent amazons

they are just so pretty

Average SW Dash Experience:

Mutual 1: I need to kill Dave Filoni

Mutual 2: I need to kill Dave Filoni

Mutual 3: I need to kill Dave Filoni

Mutual 4: I need to kill Dave Filoni

Mutual 5: I need to kill Dave Filoni

Mutual 6: I need to kill Dave Filoni

Mutual 7: I need to kill Dave Filoni

Mutual 8: I need to kill Dave Filoni

Mutual 9: I need to kill Dave Filoni

Mutual 10: I need to kill Dave Filoni

fandom media criticism has this problem where it's so quick to drop any media that has been deemed problematic or even just cringe in the popular zeitgeist, and treat it as though it is and has always been trash and has no potential artistic merit at all

i would love for fandom at large to understand this concept called 'nuance'

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

The Library!

For When Not Even God Can Help You!

DP x DC Prompt #50

When Danny came to Gotham, he hadn't been planning on being a vigilante, he swears! And, technically, he wasn't a vigilante. He was a villain. Sort of. He was Catwoman's sidekick. Her partner in crime, quite literally.

But hey, it hadn't taken a lot of convincing from Catwoman to start stealing things from a bunch of rich dudes. Danny hates rich fruit loops.

for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

Ok idk who came up with making a "cleaningsona" but that hack works so damn well?? I absolutely cannot clean my room until I put on my most Victorian blouse, my fangs, start playing my funky little vampire playlist, and pretend I'm an 800 year old immortal who's bittersweet about packing up and moving to a new town with a new identity because locals are starting to catch on that I'm a vampire

Or perhaps, if you need a sense of urgency, you may also be an age old vampre currently imprisoning hosting a young englsh solicitor in your home and you must clear up quickly so that your new good friend doesnt notice you have no staff and that the two of you are in fact alone, in this castle, in the middle of no where? Maybe? Idk

my class is discussing the "real" definition of lesbian i'm going to explode

i go to art school so basically 😭

credit to miyavlikedicikler

Source: @bdylanhollis -tik tok

You can't hide this in the tags man

(ie this is how to make sure neighbors you won't vibe with don't talk to you.)

I guess here's another prompt.

Thanks to an overprotective Fright Knight shadowing him all the time Danny has a reputation similar to Alastor (The Radio Demon). Now Danny isn't aware of any of it since the only reason he's even visiting Gotham is to check in on Jazz and maybe drop off some of their dad's fudge but it's still Gotham and Fright Knight is working overtime after realizing there were way too many threats to the young prince/king gathered in a single city but back to the Radio Demon part of the prompt.

Danny gets clocked as something odd from the very beginning but nobody really cares. He's just another meta, a nobody that was easily dismissed until some of the local criminals operating around Jazz's apartment vanished. That one mugger who thought about going after Danny is just gone. The pickpocket who thought he was an easy target is nowhere to be found and it just kind of snowballs from there with little things adding up over time until finally rumors start flying around about a supervillain going missing. I'm using Scarecrow as an example but it could be anybody really with one or two rumors joking about the new meta being behind all of the disappearances since a street kid swears they saw Danny getting gassed during one of Scarecrow's attacks. Then Bane goes missing too and there're even more rumors about Danny being involved somehow and it only gets worse when he's seen talking with Mr. Freeze just hours before the man and his wife disappear. The street kids start thinking he's something supernatural. The thugs and goons swear Danny's some sort of demon. The working girls share stories about how a simple deal with him could change your life. The supervillains are slowly growing terrified because if you're unlucky enough to hear it then sometimes late at night when he's out for a walk an old TV or a nearby car radio will suddenly broadcast the sounds of someone screaming.

Danny isn't aware of any of it though because he's listening to music during his walks and other than helping a few people here and there he hasn't really had to go ghost for anything whenever he's visiting Jazz. Fright Knight is the one going around tagging any sort of potential threat with Soul Shredder and even he's baffled about some random radio being able to tap into his pocket dimension for a few seconds every other night.

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

this is surprisingly useful actually

stop wasting space and add another

tres ibuprofenitos

¿En este economía?

girl, ESPECIALLY en este economía

You knooooowwww... >.>

The only difference, technically, between a school in the Zone? And on Earth? Is the American government won't recognize your Zone diploma...

Not accredited. But like..... I'm JUST SAYING? If you didn't try to pass your school off as some Big Ivy League type? Pulled the "oh yeah, you'd never have heard of it, it's local." And the COMPUTERS say it's legit?

How many people will dig deeper?

If you legitimately have the knowledge, you legitimately have the knowledge. Not YOUR fault you left out the whole "extra-dimensional" part. It makes folk nervous! And nervous folks get stabby.

So like? If you were ALREADY planning to "Move" as you euphemistically put it? Talked it over with your VERY concerned folks and friends? Who do NOT like the look of the steady but concerning rise of Anti-Ghost Powers That Be? Who finally put their foot down and reminded you that you are a TEENAGER and it's NOT your responsibility to fix the world?

Well...

Fuck those guys, I guess. You'll miss the old house, but Team "Taking our ball and going literally anywhere else" makes some good points. Why ARE you putting up with this?

And honestly, you've never SEEN your dad have so much fun. Him and the Reality Realtor just sorta... Vibe. Himbo to Himbo communications. Smatters of advanced physics. Fudge. It's great.

They move the portal. Collapse the old one in a way that makes it impossible to recover or recreate. You... kinda don't want to ask. They had that "mad scientist glint" in their eyes.

And while everyone's checking out brochures to different realities? You? Head off to the nearest College. It's the Zone, so technically you could go to any of endless billions. But you'd like your education some time this century.

Cue! Danny Fenton! Entering?

Tim, Tim hired him. Tim was interviewing. They had a two hour long discussion about sub atomic thermo something or other. Tim needs this man as his co-worker. Is Danny deeply worrying? Mayhaps. But Tim needed someone who could keep up with him. Danny is allowed into Tim's lab. The batfam? Are concerned™. Tim has a work bestie. Oh fuck. The two of them sometimes hole up for days. Wander out having revolutionised science. Again.

Tim: I would chug Lazarus Water for a chance to go to your school 👀

Danny: Lazarus water...?

*Several Days of Mad Science Later*

Danny: Yeah, so chugging Lazarus Water might *eventually* work to make you liminal enough to survive my alma mater, but there'd be a *ton* of nasty side effects. *This* will work *better* 😁 🧪

Danny has however told Jazz. Who wanders in nd grabs it before Tim can.

Jazz: No changing your species without all the facts! Sit! Time for a presentation!

Tim and Danny are wrangled into c chairs and forced through an in depth presentation. Pros and cons. Everything he would need to know. Tim I enthralled. He wants! Gimme the death juice! He wants liminal options! The good college! People who would GET his hyper fixations! Gimme! Now!

Batfam watching via camera are very worried. Also glad Danny seems to have a minder. But also, Dick? Go wrangle Tim. She seems willing to let him make his own choices. Tim no! Make plans first! Discuss with family! Don't just trust the mad scientist!!!

They arrive just in time to see Tim chug his first glowing green smoothie. Jason sees one on the side and decides go chug one (they have spares. Becoming liminal all in one dose would not be fun. Tims is gonna be adding thw ecto to his missing spleen med schedule) . He's already undead what's the worse that can happen

And suddenly things are so much clearer? All the energy that is usually spent restraining the pit can now go to other things! Tim can freak himself up all he want. Rip open reality with his new science buddy for all he cares so long as he can get these too.

Jazz is just stood to one side sighing. Danny is bouncing in place. He gets two new buddies! One is already a revenant! Hey death buddy, want snacks? He has Ecto fries!! Dick has grappled Tim and is trying to make him throw up the Ecto. Jason is delighted at knowing mad scientist kid is also undead. Bruce watching all this happen? Just drops his head on the desk. Why did he expect any different.

Okay but Jason is also freaking out about zone collage.

Infinite learning zone that will actively cure the pit meaning he dosent have to worry about freaking at civies and harming people. Infact it will maybe even make him more popular there if he dose anyway?

Sign him up. His goons can run the gang themselves for a sec he needs in on this.

Bruce is so conflicted. On the one hand, two of his kids are going to college! On the other? They have to change their species to go. And commute through the mad scientist family portal. That they just have apparently. In the basement of their fully mad scientist lair. The Drs Fenton (elder) are lovely, kind and caring. They are also fucking insane. They bought a four story building and refurbed the entire thing. It is now every mad scientists dream house. The basement lab is deeply worrying. The fact all four of their kids are also Drs (in different fields) is concerning.

Bruce is also worried about his son's becoming supervillians. Have they seen the offender rates of phd's in gotham. It's nearly 100%! Tim's already an edge case as it is.!

The Dr's fenton offer to hand over the schematics so he can test it himself and assuage his fears.

It dose not help. Their schematics only make sense to them and other mad scientists. He has to ask Mr freeze for help to even begin parsing them.