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every wind player at some point (via oboetime)

More stickers…

i mean like… violins are the most important instrument

Tell me about it

The Sousaphone is the most important instrument.

shut up band geek

How does one hear bass without a sousaphone??

its like youve never seen a cello- or even a bassoon

If it doesn’t march, it is no use to me.

Originally posted by schnooleheletteletto

ive heard of marching bassoons….

But they don’t play the core bass line.

they could tho

Hmmmmm…. Maybe they will one day

The oboe rules all. It’s a band instrument. And an orchestra instrument. Whaaaaaa?

lol pianos can play every note at once i win

Yeah, but who plays the piano when you could play harpsichord?

the harpsichord is an emotionless clunk machine

I believe you’re thinking of @johncage-official’s prepared piano…?

tbh as long as i can write insanely angsty chromatics i don’t really care

I just really like saxophones I really like saxophones Like, they’re so reedy I like saxophones Saxophones are pretty

Choral music, anyone???? Let’s be inclusive here

But @igorstravinsky-official, you wrote for the harpsichord in several of your Neo-Classical operatic and vocal works.

everyone has regrets

Choral music ftw @hildegardvonbingen-official

i’m the best

@official-piano exCUSE YOU?

excuse YOU @fredericchopin-official already gave the explanation 

we have knives I will slash your strings before you can do anything about it

yes, but can you even pick up a knife, let alone hold it?

Watch out for the accompanists in the oboe sonatas they’ll get what’s coming to them

okay.. can we make a compromise on who’s better; we’ll say that I am just a little bit better than you. I really don’t want anyone to get hurt

so what do you say, friend??? 

I mean we both have good things

I have my beautiful tone and you have… something… maybe

Have you ever even herd me? You know I have 88 keys (I also know a piano who has 102.. why??) and I am absolutely angelic

I’LL FIGHT EVERY ONE OF YOU. THE TIME OF EUPHONIUM SUPREMACY IS DAWNING AND THERE SHALL BE NO MERCY

I have to agree that I’m going to take over the world because I’m obviously better than piano.

I beg to differ (euphonium can’t talk he’s just a mini tuba)

I AM IN NO WAY RELATED TO TUBA HOW DARE YOU OFFEND ME THIS IS THE EQUIVALENT TO CALLING YOU A LARGE CLARINET

@official-euphonium lol K.

I don’t know what all this nonsense is but I am clearly the most important here. arcangelocorelli-official and antoniovivaldi-official have the right idea

@antoniovivaldi-official and @arcangelocorelli-official just make me cry sometimes, why i nonexistent in most of your works? :’(

Woah woah. Everybody calm down...... Besides, the trombone is the epitome of instrument design unlike @official-bassoons