Graaaace

this came to me in a dream

I ran out of room for "See results" or more options, sorry! Please check the notes for a screenshot if you want to see the results ❤️

40-50 and 'Lady', but that might be a British thing.

I was carrying PE equipment down the stairs whilst a small child was being collected from their after school wraparound care.

Me: 'scuse! Watch out!

Parent: there we go, let that nice lady through.

Me: thank you!

Child: that's not a lady. That's a teacher.

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

But wait, there’s more!

I’m so so sorry Van Gogh you deserved so much better

happy passover, everyone

People used to comment on web comics.

People used to comment on fanfiction.

People used to comment on fanart.

People used to comment on OCs.

I hate "content" culture.

I hate "consuming content" and scrolling immediately to the next thing.

People used to be excited about the art that other people created.

People used to want to share that excitement with creators.

I hate this future.

Once someone tagged art that I made with "woah" and I think about it at least once a week. Someone else said "oh neat" once. Someone else WROTE A WHOLE DAMN POEM IN THE COMMENTS. Anyways even just one word can change how someone sees their art. You don't even have to think about it too hard. You could put a keyboard smash and I'd probably cry from joy.

I'm also trying hard to interact more, I understand that it's hard to break away from opening your phone and being in Content Consumption Mode.

“Clark always said children were a gift, I beg to differ.”

What the heck was that it was beautiful

Once again Dracula Daily and Re Dracula are about to start. So if anyone needs an overview of when they can expect an email or a podcast episode they can find it under the readmore

Do not click readmore if you want it to be a surprise when you’ll get an update!

I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor

i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain

if it helps i also wish there was a fic

My latest Guardian Books cartoon.

good read for teachers.

I’ve been yelling this for years

Hi yall, author of the piece here. Medium instituted a pay wall so here is a link to access it for free:

It's almost.... 🦇 Harkin Time! 🦇

Dude this page is a lifesaver Google is really bad for working out the order to read them in

#i know i've reblogged this before#but i forget the punchline#and it floored me again

the end of this hit me like a truck

*record screeches to a halt*

Where did Jeeves learn to pickpocket that well

#i have a belief that jeeves is a former Baker Street Irregular for this reason (via @lettersregardingjeeves )

LOVE this idea HEADCANON ADOPTED