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This is an exploratory post proposing several approaches for apprehending Homestuck (Alternia in particular) in terms of racism and homophobia. Results vary.

For various reasons, I feel the frameworks are best introduced through analogous microcosms. I have a nascent personal canon of films which are not* referenced in Homestuck, but which nonetheless function as potent paratexts for the apprehension of its narrative constructs. The foremost member is Forbidden Planet, a film involving a machine that draws the violent fantasies of a man's dreams into reality, creating monsters that enact his otherwise repressed anger. SBURB deploys a similar mechanism: the game's boot log concludes with the phrase "launching manifestation systems", and accordingly we later see that imps, ogres, and trolls are all born from psychological fissures in a given player, manifesting from the emergent anxieties of the people they target. Comparing the content of an altercation with the (apparently traumatic) event that preceded it (and therefore induced it) offers a peek into the pathologies of the triggered**/accosted characters. Eg ogres climb up the side of the house immediately after John experiences vertigo, indicating a deep-seated fear of falling.

* afaik

** No, we are not using "triggered" as a pejorative. Not yet at least. And when we do, it won't be the way you think.

Recently my canon gained another entry: John Carpenter's Halloween. It share with Homestuck a love of "misrepresentation", in both its playfully duplicitous and racially fraught senses, as well as a certain preoccupation with paranoia.

Halloween (1978) is about a masked man (Michael), recently escaped from an insane asylum, stalking and killing the suburban teens of his hometown. Michael's former psychologist (Loomis), firmly persuaded that Michael is the very embodiment of Evil, refashions himself as a hunter and lies in wait with a gun at Michael's childhood home. The home, abandoned and left to rot after a young Michael murdered his sister there on a past Hallows' Eve, has come to be regarded by locals as a "spook house"; trick-or-treaters dare eachother to brave its haunted steps. The unseen Loomis seeks to deter these tiny trespassers for their own safety. But the deterrence method Loomis chooses is strange: he puts on a Big Black Guy voice and, feigning ownership of the homestead, tells the kids to get lost. Elsewhere in the film, a bit of set dressing echoes this choice: in the midst of an otherwise pristine suburb of green grass and bleached white houses, we glimpse of a patch of black graffiti on the sidewalk that simply says EVIL. An impression begins to form that the metanarrative rationale for describing Michael as a bogeyman, for insinuating that beneath his white mask is a formless shadow, is that despite Michael's whiteness, he functions as a vehicle for racialized fantasies of invasion. The insane asylum, seen only at night, represents the chaotic city. Michael's presence brings the night to the suburbs, and with it all the urban terrors (black) from which the suburbanites (white) thought themselves insulated. Spooky!

While there might be an edifying function to this deception (I came away from the film with a deep contempt for the fear mongering psychologist, personally), I mostly tend to think of Halloween as a good, mean prank: like Caliborn disguising his king as a queen and relishing Calliope's outsized responses to its impotent threats, Carpenter crafts a black killer ensconsed in white and proceeds to giggle at the viewership's unwitting investment in a racist narrative for which Carpenter himself holds no sympathy -- or so I imagine, believing as I do that such a game would be in accord with the spirit of Halloween's mischievious namesake.

( I sometimes wonder if James Cameron was playing a similar game when he cast a white man named SCHWARZENEGGER as the face of an imminent genocidal uprising of once subservient machines. But anyway )

Betty Crocker is only the surface of Hussie's engagement with conspiracy. Homestuck, like Halloween, is built upon veiled allusions to reactionary paranoia. John's vertigo is relative; what John perceives as a "fall" can be fruitfully reframed as "the ascent of that which was once below". John takes note of an increasingly grim Rose's ascent to power and roleplays a return to gender norms ("ironically" of course), soothing the vertigo of social mobility with the image of Sleeping Beauty. Alternia, though ostensibly located in the unthinkably distant past, in turn functions as a reactionary nightmare vision of the future: it is a world dominated by BLACKS and HOMOS, and therefore post-apocalyptic. This is evinced by Homestuck's playful self-censorship: the story contains various euphemisms for n*ggers and f*ggots, through which the racism and homophobia become associated with a more familiar medium for paranoia, the casts' anxious regard toward the fourth wall. The denotation of slurs, therefore, will be our organizing principle.

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Living in a world where the username "z69clownboner420" refers to crime and punishment

Constellations at the end of every chapter: the Crown (the clown hat, associating the spread of clowngender with the crown-virus "Corona") and the Sword of Damocles (the threat of punishment hanging over the sovereign/deviant's head)

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Not sure if this one is a pun tied to Terezi's Oriental motifs or just a neat coincidence but the Arabic word for lawyer is "muhami" محامي

Strongest case for the pun would be Muhammad's reputation in Western tradition as a one of history's great lawgivers... for example I learned from my blasphemy book that there's a frieze of Muhammad at the US Supreme Court, put in the company of Moses, John Marshall, and others. In the 90's some Muslim advocacy groups sought to have his face sandblasted out, but an influential fatwa persuaded them to regard it as an expression of respect, it seems. For its part, the Supreme Court issued a statement that the depiction does not resemble Muhammad

It bugs me a little that muhami doesn't bear etymological relation to Muhammad (a name meaning Praiseworthy) afaict. The relevant root of his name is H-M-D like in alhamdullilah (Praise be to God/Allah) -- but I suppose that sort of thing barely matters for puns

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Also "clam your rumblespheres" is obviously a play on the old tumblr shibboleth "calm your tits" but it also points to concealment, within the clam shell. Meulin declaring they will remain gleefully unclammed is some Free The Nipple shit that goes alongside that sneaky lactation emoji... though at the same time, the scene's emphasis on damaged sensory organs and Meulin slamming the #UNSEE button when Kurloz mimes something weird makes it sound like a way of saying "close your eyes" too, kind of blurring whether the obscene object or the crying elf is getting shielded.

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When Meulin goes (=^·ェ·^=) < WHAAAT she uses the Japanese character for "eh" as the cat's cleft lip. A prolonged "eeeh" in Japanese would translate to "whaaat". So when Meuline goes (=TェT=) < 33333333333333!! and so forth, maybe it isn't just a high-pitched fujo shriek but also a very long "WHAT", likely riffing on the fact that she is deaf? and therefore can't hear you. She also uses the emoji (^-人‐^) with the kanji for 'human' in the middle when she's talking about the humans.

One curious thing about her emoji (=^ω^=) is that the carats are both cat ears and closed eyes, the equal signs both whiskers and a light blush. It makes me curious whether the omega sign she uses for a mouth here is also doing double-duty -- perhaps as a mark on her forehead, foreshadowing her later mind-control? But it doesn't look anything like the Capricorn sign... well, at minimum the way the omega looks like a sideways 3 could continue the WHAT joke

Horuss using his "sweating" emoji 8=D~~ to evoke ejaculation and/or lactation would seem to retroactively render Meulin's ~(=^..^)ノ emoji obscene? The left parenthesis smooths over an < arrow. The first time she uses it, she is emphatically gesturing at the word _MOG_ (emoji) and sarcastically insisting that her aloof phrasing is perfectly clear, so the idea that she is using her ambiguous emoji/image to get away with profanity seems consistent with the mood. She uses it again when explaining she used the word "lick" as a catpun, giving us an image of kittens lapping up the nipple's milk -- or cocksucking, if we flip the papillary to phallic. She DOES start yelling about "gay babies" in the next log... and she drops the tilde emoji again when discussing Meenah's interest in a younger man.

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When Meulin goes (=^·ェ·^=) < WHAAAT she uses the Japanese character for "eh" as the cat's cleft lip. A prolonged "eeeh" in Japanese would translate to "whaaat". So when Meuline goes (=TェT=) < 33333333333333!! and so forth, maybe it isn't just a high-pitched fujo shriek but also a very long "WHAT", likely riffing on the fact that she is deaf? and therefore can't hear you. She also uses the emoji (^-人‐^) with the kanji for 'human' in the middle when she's talking about the humans.

One curious thing about her emoji (=^ω^=) is that the carats are both cat ears and closed eyes, the equal signs both whiskers and a light blush. It makes me curious whether the omega sign she uses for a mouth here is also doing double-duty -- perhaps as a mark on her forehead, foreshadowing her later mind-control? But it doesn't look anything like the Capricorn sign... well, at minimum the way the omega looks like a sideways 3 could continue the WHAT joke

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Finally reading Wizardy Herbert -- it's a treat. I missed Hussie's prose.

My decision to dive in was motivated by East Mapping reasons, but the first thing to pop out was a possible Norse reference: they make a small hubbub about Herbert being the first name, not last, but seem unsure of the status of Wizardy, as though the practice of reversed names (like in Japan) were alien to them. I took the feigned confusion as a display of caginess. Reversing Wizardy into Ydraziw, I felt like it resembled Yggdrasil, the sacred tree. Might explain the "herb" in his first name. Might explain the eyepatch too, and how he can see perfectly well through it -- Yggdrasil apparently means "Odin's horse" (a euphemism for the gallows) and Odin's missing eye was traded for divine wisdom.

In light of Wise Guy being a pseudo Quran, I assume the title's reference to a holy tree would accordingly frame the leaves/pages of the current text as holy, with magic acting as proxy for religion as it does in Homestuck. I suppose you could translate "Wizardy Herbert" to "magic book" without all that extra work though. Plus "Herbert" apparently has roots in "Harry", sealing the Potter reference -- not a contradiction of herb > leaf > book, porque no los dos, but certainly more straightforward. Oh well, onward

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I picked up a book called "Reading Lolita in Tehran", which they do. The professor-author is currently recounting crackdowns on her university, whose liberalism was met with scathing comments to the tune of Where Do You Think We Are, Switzerland? She is not sure how Switzerland got singled out for use in rhetorical scorn

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Sheikh lotfollah mosque entrance ceiling, Esfahan Iran.

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Since its major function in ectobiology is the production of ghost imprints, "appearifier" is probably a play on "apparition" huh

And I would bet the complementary action "sendificate" is a play on "certificate" -- which via the various "certificates of authenticity" in the story would acquire an association with the Real, so that the terms associated with the sent & the received draw a distinction between originals & ghosts/copies. Big W for the Teleportation Kills You contingent, if true

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📢Official Stuck at Home Con 2024 announcement mega-thread!

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