“where are you planning on going to college?”
Your mental illness is lying to you.
You are not stupid. You are not ugly. You are not worthless. You are not weak. You are not a burden. Your mental illness is lying to you.
Fuck.
Also:
No you’re not bothering me. (Yes I’m serious.)
You’re not dumb.
You have great ideas.
Your smile isn’t ugly.
Neither is your laugh.
Yes people love you. No they’re not lying. Yes really.
YOU ARE NOT BOTHERING ME.
You don’t need to apologize, I actually AM very interested in our conversation.
YOU DON”T NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING.
in addition: yes i love you and your existence
Uhm… I really fucking needed to see this.
Yes, I am happy to hear from you.
You look nice today.
No, you aren’t being annoying.
Tell me more about the things you like, I’m interested in what you have to say.
If you changed your mind and can’t handle going out, we can hang out at home instead, I really don’t mind and I’m not mad at you.
Yes, I am really honestly happy that you’re here!
I think you’re pretty great actually.
Needed this and BOOSTING
needed this.
ALL OF THIS
Side note: if you tell me to stop apologizing, I will apologize for apologizing so much
ME
this is so true omfg
Me: hi Student athlete: THE GRIND 💪😤🏈 is the only 💯 thing ☝️ that’s flying 👼🏼 “high” 🙌😈 D1 bound 🏀🔥 rip grandma 🙏 AP student: hi? more like a GPA of 4.9📚👓 because that class rank 📝 📈is why an Ivy League 👀🎓 accepted me 🙋 Band student: Beethoven 👴🏼🎶 motivates me to 🙌 practice everyday 🎹😩🎼 from sun up ⬆️ ☀️to sun down ⬇️ 😤 just in time 🕗 for sectionals 🎶 🎷
Business major: statistics show 📉📈 that ur looking at a future CEO 🏢💵 and that my money 💵💸 will be greater will be greater than yours 💪 Econ forever 😩🙌 Law student: FOLLOW THE LAW 😤🚓 or so justice will be served ⚖️🔨 once I pass the bar exam 📃📄 for Liberty ✊ and justice for all 🌎🇺🇸 STEM Major: while you 😒 are busying doing nothing 🚫🚫 with your easy major 😴😴I🙋 will be in the lab🔬📂 saving the environment 🌿🌲🌎 and lives 🙏🏥🚨 Student actor: the stage is my home 🏠🎤soprano is where it’s at 😈🎼 Shakespeare is my inspiration 🙌 and lin-manuel miranda is my daddy ✊🎬 Art student: no one beats me 🙅 like I beat the canvas📜 but at the end of the day 🌅 the world is our canvas 🌎🌈 because earth 🌏 without “art” 🎨 is just “eh” 😒😴 also I’m broke
I feel so attacked 😂
This is getting out of hand
GOOD THING I SUCK AT EVERYTHING AND HAVE NO SKILLS
I RELATE TO THE DRAMA STUDENT
hi can i get a fuckin uhhhhh
let's mcfreakin get uhhhhhh hoo ya
one fear
Wendy’s: hello can I take your order? Me: Maybe
Wendy’s: hello can I take your order? Me: Maybe
hi, everyone! i just hit 500 followers so i thought i’d make one of these. thank you so much for helping me get this far! i’ll be putting this under a readmore due to length.
little DR desserts! togami is black tie mousse cake, naegi is apple pie, and kirigiri is a blueberry muffin. they’re stickers!
(please dont use these for anything without credit)
Heather C in Cherry Soda!!
why did i do this.
What if Mike was short for Micycle
every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle
micycle wazowcycle