grimms!

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hey gimme that back

@grimmssnarl

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

Right there

Is any of my favorite pokemon your favorite too?

Morgum~

I thought tumblr might enjoy this

@grimmssnarl

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

Char family

morg 💜💚💖

Some Pokemon Trainer chibis for Dragonseekerart.

Im open for commissions, check out my info here thanks !! https://wbchris.wixsite.com/commissions    

hi twitter art guys, tags work here! :3 some popular art tags that will help you get noticed: #artists on tumblr, #digital art (or traditional or w/e), #art , #fanart, #illustration #original character stuff like that! mix and match don’t feel embarrassed for using tags! it wont make you uncool like when you use tags on twitter lol, also you can write little notes in the tags too! tags are fun on tumblr!

your battery percentage is your height, how tall are you?

I’m 5'0

i’m 2’1

@bl00dy-s1ns

@jooples-farded

@sad-b-o-y

sorry for tagging-

7’0ft

stomping on you all

@o-cinnamonstickz

+anyone who wants to

I’m 1’2

Help

@shawncoper1 @gessshoku @lil-fox-hood

I’m.. 100.. so would it be 1’00 or 10’0 or 100’0????

I just charged it too lmao- bunch’s shorties over here

@tryingmybest2525 @hahadeathgobrrr @lei-sunshine-moonshine @hunni-hive @drawer-of-socks

2’5 😭 the one day I don’t keep my phone at a high percent all day

@theohnocorral @thewordofm @buwnii303

7'0 ha! I charge my phone everytime in my car.

Yo, @tuzesdays @chaireem @basyacriptid

If i use the metric system does that mean im 38cm… wuuwuuu ;;-;;

No one step on me!!!1

@cero-sleep @0-g-i @eyenaku

7 feet and 4 inches (laptop at 88%) :o 

@splinteredthoughts @spaghetti-doodles @h0pef1lled​ only if you wanna join in ofc

10'0 B) Hell yea I be tol

@nightmareg420 @niqthekitsune @sadlonelyyogurt

3'1" IM SO SHMALL

@weirdweeb83 @the0gamist @wh1te-l1ly-cook1e

8’6 BITCHES

@unplesantm3mory @autumnal–leaves @omg-cookie-run-please

9"9

I CAN PICK YOU UP THEO AND JUST HUG YOU LIKE YOUR A PLUSHIE

8'0

hehe tall now >:)

other peoples laughter is sweet as nectar and ambrosia… call that acceptance sensitive euphoria

wait a minute.

Cant invent shit w ADHD 😔

…I hate how much this explains.

in this twisted world you’re either a count fagula or a cunt dracula

@grimmssnarl

because i just saw someone on my dash making fun of small penises/erectile disfunction here is your periodic reminder that bodyshaming does nothing to people who won't see it and all it does is let people you know know that you think x feature is ugly and gross so don't fucking do it kthxbye ✌️

Can people reblog this one actually especially people who dont have dicks

Absolutely fine to add, another Really Good Fuckin Point. Again: Don't fucking make fun of people for having small dicks lol. It literally only hurts people and does Nothing but make you seem like a cunt and make people you're close to know you think bad of them.

[id: tags that read: #lmk if fine to add but it’s genuinely so exhausting the whole small dick talk or micropenis shit esp bc its intersexist too and its just- #- never been funny. Like sorry your brains been so media washed but your literally just a dipshit nobody wants to hang out with #like. theres the whole forced mutilation debacle and then again the mentioned now everyone knows you find this trait ugly #its just :[ /end]

i think the hardest part about this job is not being able to say What The Fuck

During my sophomore year biology class, we all had to dissect worms. One of the kids in class ate one. A few minutes into the class, the teacher was like, “oh, by the way, make sure not to touch your mouth. These worms are covered in super poisonous formaldehyde.”

The kid who had eaten the work went pale. The kids at his desk huddled around him for a whispered discussion about whether or not he should admit to what he’d done, or keep his mouth shut and hope he survived it. He eventually decided that he did not want to risk death, put up his hand, and very timidly informed the teacher of his little snack.

The poor teacher. She just got this look on her face, like she was considering switching careers immediately. Anyway, she ended up calling 911. I don’t know how things went down at the hospital, but the kid survived.

Right. We’re going to have words about that last tag there.

Okay @gallusrostromegalus I realize you probably just forgot to finish that last tag, but I want to make clear how fucking

OMINOUS

it is that you don’t elaborate what those coroner firing reasons were covering up

Tumblr fucked up the tags, the last one is supposed to read “#Someone finally gave in to temptation and had a little Nibble”