Been making twilight memes today
If I was Riley and was all buddy buddy and hugging Victoria like “we’ve been tearing it up and we’ve never even seen them” and she snapped and was all like “get off me” I’d be so embarrassed
Imagine that Phil is turned into a vampire and plays vampire baseball for the first time and he’s still bad
Jackson Rathbone is a national treasure
PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS
I love that in the time since Twilight was big we've learned that Kristen Stewart is actually a fantastic actress and super cool human being and all the hate against her was unwarranted and rooted in misogyny while also discovering Robert Pattinson is yes a good actor but also one of the weirdest people alive
Cinematic parallels
From Everyman Cinema’s twitter.
My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites
(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)
Bonus:
do you think Emmett jumps into tornadoes just for fun?
You just know Emmett had ended up on the 9 o’clock news multiple times for a “man spotted torpedoing bears towards the twister”
Who hell made this-
i firmly believe bella should've killed someone as a newborn. we needed some struggle, some tragedy, some BLOOD
what part of VAMPIRE are we not understanding here?
“i could fix him” well i could watch him spiral into bloodlust and madness instead. it would be significantly more fun
edward: i like to watch you while you sleep
edward, internally: this is it this is the confession that will finally push her over the edge and make her realize the pathetic monster that i am and she’ll cast me away and i can live in exile while she moves on with her human life
bella, a bit of a freak: i’m actually into that
edward: raw
midnight sun’s 658 page print book/25 hours 49mins audiobook concisely summarised in 67 words lmao