So very uncreative

tfw you’re an Evil Tome

Evil Tome Thursday

Evil Pit Friday

DA2 did not fuck around

Varric out here calling it like he sees it

Varric: so I’m standing there and I’m like, that’s an evil pit. Because I mean: smell of sulfur, ominous blood stains, yada yada. You get the picture. But then I look up at Hawke, and she’s got this expression on her face - I can’t describe it, and I’m a professional wordsmith - and you know what she says?

Cassandra, ageing by the second: Let’s go in the evil pit

Varric: Let’s go in the evil pit! I mean - what kind of lunatic does that? In Kirkwall! This city is literally built on the blood of slaves and demonic ashes. Why does anyone live here? Wait, no - real estate prices…Maker I miss that woman.

Strong Winds Causing This Waterfall To

Spray Upwards ..

you know what fuck you *unfalls your water*

I wish all writers who haven’t been able to write in a long time bc of depression a very I love u and I promise u will write again

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.

Undo the Damage of Sitting

(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)

This has such extreme shitpost energies but it’s 100% serious

Looks pretty useful for everyone endlessly working at home at their dining room table.

New Fic: Birthday Presence (Explicit)

Fandom: Bill Hader RPF

Relationship: Bill Hader/Original Female Character/Original TransFemme Character

Summary: For Bill's birthday, his partner Ava decides to invite Chloe, her long-time transfeminine friend, to join them in the bedroom.

Requested by jainasolo17 on AO3. Check out their work if you want some good Dom!Bill in your life😏

Birthday Presence-DRHPaints on AO3-Link

New Fic: Anniversary (Explicit)

Fandom: Bill Hader RPF

Relationship: Bill Hader/Original Female Character

Summary: Bill and his partner Jayna decide to splurge on their anniversary, dolling themselves up for a fancy restaurant and heating up beneath the tablecloth before going back to the hotel for more fun.

Written as a birthday present for jainasolo17 on AO3🎂

Anniversary-DRHPaints on AO3-Link

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

additions from the og artist (credit)

remember: your feelings of inadequacy are often projection and not reality

New Fic: Dinner Party (Explicit)

Fandom: Bill Hader RPF (1950s AU)

Relationship: Bill Hader/Original Female Character

Summary: When Bill and his wife Valerie throw a dinner party, they use it as an excuse for foreplay, taunting and teasing one another. Once their guests depart, Bill roughly takes Valerie to the bedroom.

Written for a friend 💜

Dinner Party-DRHPaints on AO3-Link

Armtober (19/31)

soft reminders:

Top 10 Things Every Bisexual needs to hear:

·You're valid.

·Bisexuality has always included trans and non-binary people.

·You are not confused.

·It is okay to have a prefrence for guys

·It is okay to have a prefrence for women

·Bisexuality is enough.

·It is okay to be bisexual and love regardless of gender.

·It is okay to fit/not fit stereotypes, you're not less/more of a bisexual because of it.

·There are as many ways to define bisexuality as there are bisexuals.

·It's okay if you are still questioning your sexuality! You're still valid as a bisexual, and if you end up being a different sexuality, that's valid too!