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S. G. Woodard

@conductor-sebastian-blog / conductor-sebastian-blog.tumblr.com

Main Verse: Composer, conductor, pianist, father, nobleman. Cat lover. Gentleman. OC. Relationship status: Married. 2nd verse: Mads Mikkelsen, Danish actor. Loves beer and animals. Relationship status: Divorced. semi-canon. RP blog. PSA: Mads Mikkelsen face claim.
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A Swedish woman hitting a neo-Nazi protester with her handbag. The woman was reportedly a concentration camp survivor. [1985]

Volunteers learn how to fight fires at Pearl Harbor [c. 1941 - 1945]

Maud Wagner, the first well-known female tattoo artist in the U.S. [1907]

A 106-year old Armenian woman protecting her home with an AK-47. [1990]

Komako Kimura, a prominent Japanese suffragist at a march in New York. [October 23, 1917]

Margaret Hamilton, lead software engineer of the Apollo Project, standing next to the code she wrote by hand that was used to take humanity to the moon. [1969]

Erika, a 15-year-old Hungarian fighter who fought for freedom against the Soviet Union. [October 1956]

Sarla Thakral, 21 years old, the first Indian woman to earn a pilot license. [1936]

Voting activist Annie Lumpkins at the Little Rock city jail. [1961]   (freakin’ immaculate)

Now with more awesomesauce!

Female pilots leaving their B-17, “Pistol Packin’ Mama” [c. 1941 - 1945]

The first basketball team from Smith college. [1902]

Filipino guerilla, Captain Nieves Fernandez, shows a US soldier how she killed Japanese soldiers during the occupation. [1944]

Afghani medical students. [1962]   (man, screw fundamentalism.)

A British sergeant training members of the ‘mum’s army’ Women’s Home Defence Corps during the Battle of Britain. [1940]

and just to wrap up…

Nina Simone, one of the most talented vocalists of the 20th century.

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I'm not 6'2", I'm 5'7", but can I still cuddle up in your lap?😌

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Of course you can, my love. Always. Let me kiss you and pet your hair. And put on a Godzilla movie and pour you wine~

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You can stick your hand down my pants, too. 😏

Oh, really now? Why would I do that? To warm my hands?

Well, sure. There’s something pretty warm down there. 😇

You realize that emoji really doesn’t suit you when you’ve just asked me to put my hands down your pants, yes~?

😘 this one or 😜 or 😈 are all better choices, I feel.

In any case…. My hands are feeling a wee bit cold. Why don’t you come and warm me up?

😇 is because it’s a deceptively innocent suggestion~~~~~~~~~~

And okay, I’m coming! Ultraman Takamiy to the rescue~

… of cold hands!

Mhm. You realize No one who knows you thinks you’re innocent in any way, don’t you darling~?

Good. I’m in my study. But I’m not doing anything too important. Yet.

Nothing is more important than me!!!!! And Hibiki. But mostly me. And doing me. 😏

Precisely, darling~!

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I'm not 6'2", I'm 5'7", but can I still cuddle up in your lap?😌

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Of course you can, my love. Always. Let me kiss you and pet your hair. And put on a Godzilla movie and pour you wine~

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You can stick your hand down my pants, too. 😏

Oh, really now? Why would I do that? To warm my hands?

Well, sure. There’s something pretty warm down there. 😇

You realize that emoji really doesn’t suit you when you’ve just asked me to put my hands down your pants, yes~?

😘 this one or 😜 or 😈 are all better choices, I feel.

In any case…. My hands are feeling a wee bit cold. Why don’t you come and warm me up?

😇 is because it’s a deceptively innocent suggestion~~~~~~~~~~

And okay, I’m coming! Ultraman Takamiy to the rescue~

… of cold hands!

Mhm. You realize No one who knows you thinks you're innocent in any way, don't you darling~?

Good. I'm in my study. But I'm not doing anything too important. Yet.

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I'm not 6'2", I'm 5'7", but can I still cuddle up in your lap?😌

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Of course you can, my love. Always. Let me kiss you and pet your hair. And put on a Godzilla movie and pour you wine~

Avatar

You can stick your hand down my pants, too. 😏

Oh, really now? Why would I do that? To warm my hands?

Well, sure. There’s something pretty warm down there. 😇

You realize that emoji really doesn't suit you when you've just asked me to put my hands down your pants, yes~?

😘 this one or 😜 or 😈 are all better choices, I feel.

In any case.... My hands are feeling a wee bit cold. Why don't you come and warm me up?

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kiefbowl

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

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thevideowall

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

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quousque

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

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systlin

Many of the notes here are saying “But women used to have kids earlier”

Okay. So, assume every woman had her daughter at 20 instead. 

That’s five mothers in a century. 

Fifty mothers in a thousand years. 

One hundred mothers in two thousand years. 

That is five hundred and seventy five mothers since the dawn of agriculture. 

Less than six hundred women, between you and the dawn of civilization. 

You are never so far from your ancestors as you think. 

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