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       okay but like i gotta know…do humans taste like chicken ? 

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      ...huuuh? what’s got you so curious?   you wave your bloodied hand at him dismissively, tut tut.   nothing tastes like a human BUT a human, junie b. just like how nothin’ tastes like chicken besides a chicken. ” 

              “ if you really wanna know, you can just take a bite.   gesture at the limp body underfoot, press your foot down on it twice to prove your point.  or are you gonna be a coward about it?

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“How you have managed to stay alive this long will never cease to amaze me, though the places I find you always will. Did some mother set you here in the McDonald’s kid section or are you sitting here by choice?” 

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     ...you’re being talked to? peer up from where you’re crouched in the ballpit, and oh— HEY! you pop up so excitedly that you take some of the squeaky toys with you.  “ MMMMMYLES! you! ”  it takes a tremendous amount of self-restraint to not leap toward him, and you try your best to not look like a chihuahua shaking with excitement over a treat. you can’t help it, it’s been a long time! friend! friend!

      yeah, yeah! i’m like a cockroach, you know? think i’m dead, but then i’m crawlin’ around in a ballpit... here by choice though, i’m babysitting! ”  well, kind of by choice, you guess.  i’m happy you’re still kickin’, too! ”  you go quiet for a minute, just smiling at him— probably your first pause to take a breath this whole time.

            “ you wanna grab a burger? i lost the kid in here like, fifteen minutes ago. ” 

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  sure.  if only because mor had taught you when you’d first had your time of the month (  but it also came in handy for after you’d killed  )  ‘s not something i’m unfamiliar with. 
hands are wrung together, lip caught between teeth as head tilts lightly. arm being nudged away is not missed but care is not given. weirder things have been found at the circus.
  how big are the stains ? 
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          .....huh. neat!   consider yourself surprised! though the question was asked in earnest, a response wasn’t anticipated at all. 

                          they’re about...   lift march hare paws to try and gesture the sizes of the stains with forefinger and thumb - bigger, bigger-- no! smaller than that.   yaaaay big, maybe? i can just grab you my shirts actually.   kneel to the ground, pop open rickety drawer, pull out your whole two garments one bled into another. ) 

             so.

                        a tilt of your head as you hand them over. innocent!

             how many people have you killed, lil’ kim? 

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  because you let kain near them after he eats. blood stains everything.  
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        ...is kimi an idiot, or is she just dense? has she not noticed?

                     oh, definitely. it’s totally kain’s fault. such a messy kid.  you nudge someone’s limp arm just out of sight with your foot. nothing weird happening here! he doesn’t know what you’re talking about! bloodstains who? dinner? just had your date! ha! ha! ha. 

        do you know how to get it out of clothes? 

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I actually drew this early last year. Since it’s Rei’s bday, I thought it would be an apt time to finally upload this :,))

Happy Birthday, Rei! May Ritsu shoot you with affection rather than with a gatling loaded with beans next time :,)).

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