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Nice *aggressively eats toilet paper*

@444parker

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fanfictions aren’t enough i need this man to fuck me

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shuahoonie
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gaysie

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...

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ad1thi

me, a 20 year old who had a sexuality crisis over both Tom and Zendaya looking at Tomdaya photos:

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avengerrs

me @ tom and zendaya like it’s 2017 again,,,, congrats to them <333

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spider-pxrkers

is this pr or is my bisexual ass gonna have to decide if i'm more jealous of tom or zendaya

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userholland
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boymiffy

obsessed with the concept of pinterest. like oooooh pretty pictures let me sort you into little boxes and get unrealistic amounts of joy from it

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donttalktomeimgone-deactivated2
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homo-sex-shoe-whale
Anonymous asked:

call me bi phobic or wuteva but i would never date a bisexual. theyre just gonna cheat smh

homo-sex-shoe-whale answered:

Anon, there are approximately 390 billion trees in the Amazon rainforest. These trees vary widely in species and size. The chemical reactions that occur in these trees in order to produce organic compounds and oxygen from carbon dioxide and water are complex and require a constant supply of energy to be generated by the plant. One of these 390 billion trees works hard to replace the oxygen that you breathe. Anon, I want you to find this tree deep in the Amazon rainforest and apologise to it for wasting the oxygen it works so hard to produce.

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this is legendary

i feel honored to witness this roast

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avoidantproblem

Getting jealous by seeing your friends interact with their friends, but not the hate-type of jealousy, but the kind where you feel like the others are so much better being friends than you are so it seems like your friend doesn’t need or want you anymore and you slowly disappear.

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