i took elvish in school and i fucking hated it. the teacher was like 700 years old and he'd like take us on field trips to sit on the banks of babbling brooks and watch the fall of sunlight through the leaves. my friends in spanish class were like conjugating verbs and shit and meanwhile i was in an old-growth forest being overcome with awe at the sight of a majestic stag. like uhh yeah mr autumnheart when are we gonna learn like any grammar "listen to the murmur of the wind in the treetops, and you shall find the grammar you seek" like fuck dude your pedagogy leaves much to be desired

One of my absolute favorite tropes is “We have taken the one you love most!” “Oh, have you? Good fukken luck lmao” *distant screams of kidnappers as loved one escapes* or the flipside: “We’ve kidnapped you!” “You are in so much trouble. You are in so much fucking trouble. You are in the most trouble ever, oh my god.” *DOOR EXPLODES INWARDS AS LOVED ONE ARRIVES* and the alternate: *vehicle pulls up, door opens, person is shoved out, door slams, vehicle screeches away* “Did you get kidnapped??” “For a minute yeah”

To add to the last one:

“How much did they give you to leave?” “Forty bucks, not much, but it was all they had on them”

Comic about my dog

tsuchinoko real

tsuchinoko real

tsuchinoko real

Steampunk Entrapta :333

It didnt turn out like how i envisioned it but it kind of ate still

Alt Text / Image Description below

To do or not to do?

Pacing and Activity Decision Chart*

A. Will it cause so much pain or fatigue that I can't function for days?

If NO then :

B. Given current symptoms will I be able to complete the task?

(If you answer YES to question B go to D, if NO then go to C)

If YES then :

C. Can I make it manageable by:

Splitting the task into smaller sections?

OR

Using an adaptation or aid to make it easier?

OR

Asking for help with challenging parts of the activity?

(If you answer YES to C go straight to D)

D. Is there enough recovery time between now and when I next need to function?

If you answer YES/PROBABLY to D then LET'S DO

THIS THING!

If you answer NO to both question C and D then:

Best not. It's OK for an emergency, but not for routine tasks.

Disclaimer:

*A simplified version, The full version would fill a book. Process varies between individuals.

**Most activity can aggravate symptoms, so it's not about avoiding pain and fatigue, but trying to keep them manageable. Trial and error is required to find this level and it can change over time.

StickmanCommunications.co.uk (HMSA)

"the 'power of love' trope is such an overused and cliche gimmick" i do not care i will love it always and forever. love prevails and explodes the enemy

Drawing Catra in a flower crown is therapeutic

Northern Lights visible in Michigan!!

Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponize it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the kitchen and watch her clean the counters. Then she pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup and proceeded to spray the entire kitchen in chocolate, hand him the sponge and said “okay now it’s your turn”

Weaponized Pettiness is an appropriate response to Weaponized Incompetence.

I forget, have I already shown you guys what’s in this? It came out of a 25 cent machine almost 20 years ago and I still have it. It’s not even the right kind of capsule you get out of 25 cent machines. It’s the only one like this I’ve seen in my entire life.

20 years though of never once seeing this same plastic creature anywhere else or in any other form and never once encountering the same kind of vending capsule. Maybe it’s long overdue for me to give it a name, though I look at it and only hear terrible sounds in my head like “gwoomp” and “fwuntch.” Does this look like more of a Gwoomp or a Fwuntch to you

 Conclusion: Fwuntch is a Gwoomp, but Fwuntch the Gwoomp has never met another Gwoomp and does not know if there are any :(

this is what he would look like if he was real, he literally looks Like That

This is getting new reblogs and it’s been a few years so I bet I have a lot of newer followers who don’t know about fwuntch, who still remains the only gwoomp

what's the matter honey? you've hardly touched your fleeting experience of time on earth

there should be weebs but for Ireland

the notes of this post consist of two things: americans going "literally me lol" and irish people wishing unimaginable violence on the first group