AN ANGEEEEL UEUEUEUE AND JAMIL'S THERE INSTEAD OF KALIM WE'RE GIVING THE SORCERER THE SPOTLIGHT HE DESERVES!!!!

don't you love it whenever riddle does the thing™

original meme

school field trip to sage island arcade. azuls losing so hard at ddr right now. everyone point and laugh

So while Riddle fawns over seashells he says are as bright as cherries, Floyd says that he’s used to the sight of them, and also says that colors appear duller the deeper underwater you go. So such vibrant colors on land don’t appear the same back home.

So I just realized:

Red appears dull and black at around 150 feet underwater…

… so when Floyd first met Riddle on land, Riddle could have been the most brilliant shock of red he’s ever seen in his entire life.

To Floyd, Riddle must have looked–and might still look–Absolutely Stunning.

Rollo SSR !

Twisted Wonderland Savanaclaw Novel !

riddle tries the hedgehog crepe and couple cringe ensues

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Poor Sebek

So we have Deuce, Epel, and Ortho wearing silly bunny suits and having a fun time

And Ace and Jack are sucked into a beach paradise

…..

Then what about poor Sebek?! Did they really forget he’s part of the first year group, or do they just want him to stay in Book 7 trauma?

My dumbest TWST headcanons

Yuu: everyone has forgotten their name and preferred pronouns. No one is willing to ask after so long, hence everyone calling them 'prefect' all the time

Grim: he is the reason why no dorm has tried to get Yuu to transfer in. They simply do not want him and unfortunately they are a package deal

Riddle: cannot handle spice. He ate a bell pepper once and started sobbing incoherently. Bell peppers are notoriously non-spicy

Trey: has mom hands in that he can handle hot plates without even flinching because he has permanently ruined the nerve endings in his hands from all of the times he's handled hot baking trays without mitts

Cater: has only like 7 Magicam followers because, as fun as his tags are, they aren't great for the algorithm

Deuce: has been told "that's unfortunate" multiple times after introducing himself. Does not understand why. No one tell him.

Ace: the type to never wait for his food to finish cooling. He burns his tongue at least once a day. He will never learn. Nor will he ever actually taste anything he puts in his mouth. Uses this for bets ("bet you that I can eat *insert the most disgusting concoction ever*" "don't...")

Leona: the entire school has a group chat devoted to the most insane places they've found Leona sleeping. Nothing has managed to top the time someone spotted him curled up in a cauldron that the first years were about to use for Alchemy. (Ruggie has tried to bribe his way into this group chat multiple times but everyone is too scared of Leona to give it to him)

Ruggie: the type to dump trauma on you without realizing it's messed up. Jack asked him once "Where'd you get that" and pointed to a scar and Ruggie was like "oh yeah that's from the time a guy stabbed me" and Jack has never asked him anything since

Jack: complains constantly about how big his tail is because it keeps wagging and giving away his tsundere-ness. Wants a little tail he can stuff into his pant legs to hide it

Azul: his glasses are fake. He thinks they make him look intimidating

Jade: will make fun of people for yawning in front of him. ("Scandalous" "????") He refuses to explain

Floyd: bites people he likes. Moray eel bites can cause paralysis and even beyond that his teeth are wicked sharp. This has caused several misunderstandings in his life

Kalim: everyone know's he's coming because all of his jewelry clink against each other. Like a cat with a bell on its collar. There is a betting ring about whether Jamil planned for this or if it's just how Kalim is that has spread schoolwide

Jamil: has absolutely responded to Kalim saying "Treat spiders the way you want to be treated" with "Killed without hesitation". Unironically

Vil: has accidentally cursed his own food several times. Never anything serious, but you would think it was with the expression of utter horror on his face every time

Rook: is the one in class to deal with bugs. He will pull a hairband out of his pocket (saved for this very occasion, or in the horrible case that Vil's hair tie might snap) and snipe the bug out of midair

Epel: constantly tries to get away with breaking rules right under Vil's nose. Out of spite. He has yet to succeed, but insists he WILL. One day. He will not

Idia: has lamented sending his tablet to class several times because he can't play some of his favorite games when it's away. Does not seem to realize that he would not be able to play those games while in class anyways

Ortho: has programmed idle animations

Malleus: his horns constantly hit the top of doorways. The entire room will go very quiet when this happens because they're scared if they breathe they will laugh and they Can Not Laugh At Malleus Draconia

Lilia: upon finding out his true age, the first question he is always asked is how his cooking is seriously "like that"

Silver: will wake up, find a miscellaneous animal sleeping on him, and go back to sleep because he would rather die than wake up the poor thing

Sebek: banned from the school library. There is no librarian so it literally doesn't change anything there's no one to enforce it but he still won't go in on principle

Crowley: has submitted a tax form with simply the word "No" on it. Is not sure why it didn't work

Crewel: messed up a potion once in front of a class. Swore everyone to secrecy about it. It is the only secret that has not spread through the school

Trein: has been called by his cat's name more than once

Vargas: students are often late to things because "Coach Vargas is hunting students for sport again :( ughhhh"

Sam: will trip students he doesn't like over 'loose floorboards'

“meaningless effort”

(the novel got me feeling sad about book 2 again 🥹)

Baby Mal and Stitch bonding :)

being a fan of something with like 30 total fans on tumblr is funny bc you get like 12 notes on a post and you're like wow the gang's all here

LEONA IN THE NEW NOVEL HELLO?!?!? YES I WILL REDRAW IT

I WILL REDRAW IT EVEN THO I STILL SUCK AT ANATOMY I WILL AT LEAST TRY O MY GOD THE FIRST ONE THE ONE WITH RUGGIE SIR GIVE ME A CHANCE

I WILL REDRAW YOU I HAVE DRAWN 7 LEONAS IN THIS SEMESTER BREAK SO FAR AN I WILL KEEP GOING

(honestly i should start studying but leona)

THAT SECOND PAGE HELLO?? SIR?? SIR?????? HES CLIMBJNG ONTO THE FUCKING TABLE AND THE ANGLE- THE ANGLE I- THE ANGLE-

LISTEN. I WILL FIND THIS NOVEL AND I WILL BUY IT ONE DAY ISTFG

whose stupid fucking idea was it to call it parkour instead of gargoyling

let's kill them

ツイステ☕ラテアート

...how adorable..

I am all time in love with latte design...

wanna try them all......