SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK

dude.

semi old drawings

Pranzo al volo!!

That's some big boings right there

it's lesbian visibility week so i'm making you observe these lesbians again :)

don't kill me but, but getting older, I find Zootopia to be a mess of a story sprinkled with some copaganda and weird racial coding. I think people need to retire the racial allegories with animals unless they *truly* know what they're doing.

idk it's just a very jarring movie if you look at it from the perspective of someone who's black and a furry. there are things I want to like about it but it's just so....eough. it's not the worst thing ever it's just a movie that gives me mixed emotions.

also Nick is a class traitor lol.

ok basically what makes me scratch my head is the decision to make the predator animals in the role of minorities, which is very um, not good. then having the day saved by the prey animal cop and her predator sidekick (who also becomes a cop) it's really weirdddd. to me it's just copaganda cosplaying as furry-bait

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

ay @systlin hmu

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

the rosetta stone of shitposting

@incorrectnorse-quotes

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

The once was a baby called Thor Who was born in the sun his dad swore But his brother he fell First outside Taco Bell And he picked him up off of the floor

Surprisingly accurate to the original

more adhd things

1985 John Harris cover art to The Corridors of Time, by Poul Anderson

choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

i'm gonna thrup

Someone should redraw this in the classic TT style!

I think someone whispered my name… without actually whispering my name.

Again, I don’t really think I was asked specifically, but hey, here ya go! ;D

My style = Original Style

The classic Teen Titans style, eh? I’m no George Perez, but…

This is the best post now

Um, so guys. We got this item lately, right?

https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Invisible_Cat_Cape

I ripped another outfit on my boy today, I usually do that in EotN (the one you teleport to via the EotN stone to claim your GW1 rewards). And today, at my character's feet I found this:

And so it happens my character wears this cape at the moment.

My guess is, invisible item can't just be an invisible item per se, it has to be an object to attach the data to, and well, I think this is it :D It's literally a mesh of a cat probably sitting on your back, that is 100% invisible.

Things I could do with this money:

- build 14 more large hadron colliders ! 🥼⚛️✨️

- buy 10 billion copies of skyrim and distribute them to everyone on the planet 💪🗡🎮

- end world hunger 🍖💖

lmaooo

We love to see it

#oh my god#all of them???

Yes! All of them! It's not a defect, it's a design flaw! They made an accelerator pedal that can accidentally wedge itself down flat!

Bounty Hunter W0LF