Hanniballs

it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords

@cadaverkeys on it boss.

pictured is two rapiers, a fencing foil, a saber, and a rapier thats been shortened down <3

my arm hurts so much.

The five of swords. Heated competition, boastfulness, victory at any cost.

Imagine having Murder Family in this day and age where Abigail starts using internet slang and casually telling Will that Hannibal is serving cunt today and he’s just like “gross, let’s order pizza”

“Will is slaying today” and Hannibal stops cutting onions and asks “he’s killing without me?”

Then they get into a genuine fight over it because who’s cunt did Hannibal like so much to want to eat it, and who is Will going out to kill with

Abigail would have so much fun teaching them how to correctly say it and Hannibal thinks it’s extra hilarious that he has new cannibalism euphemisms he can use

"The Stoppables"

How dare you leave these gems in the tags

SEGA Wappy Dog (2011)

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

@pigeonneaux

@pigeonneaux

...There I was, veritably myself again.

This life is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE

I love everything about this. 

"The Paladin & Her Sorceress" 2023 - Joe Eason

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Another chapter in my "Illustrations From A Gay Fantasia" series

reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage

guy who talks about how much he hates furries and "SJWs" in 2024 like a soldier who got lost in a jungle and doesnt know his war already ended like a decade ago

The house keeps its own secrets.

Based on my illustrated gothic horror series, the Deephaven Mysteries! The first book is on shelves now, with a new mystery coming this September that you can preorder wherever you get books!

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

“Dear Sister” is the rare SNL sketch making fun of a specific pop culture moment that transcended the thing it is a satire of. No one remembers the OC but the sketch is still wonderful regardless.

In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.

MOVE IDIOT

carbon monoxide

“Salvage” created for Critical Chips 2, published/edited by Zainab Akhtar~