What about some seductive Astarion?

the ache of nostalgia

i never showed off these flowers in the way they deserved to be!

*ska music fading happily into the distance*

whole brass section in the tags

Anonymous asked for Rose Tyler + pink and blue

we should have books, and love, and flowers to heal us

Simon "Ghost" Riley if Soap drew him

walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood

breekon and hope deliveries seems a little gay to me. what exactly are they "handling with care"? each other?

i called up the jerk store and asked if they had you in stock. They said they actually have way too many of you because nobody wants to buy you. You may think this is a compliment or a silly little reversal, but you would be wrong. The man on the phone explained that despite your significant overstocking at the jerk store, nobody wants to buy you because you are simply too much of a jerk. You are too much of a jerk for the jerk store. That is the point of my annecdote. Anyway, the divorce hearing is on Thursday at 4:45. Yeah in the morning.

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

“oh just do it when you come home” i am dead. “oh just do it on your days off” i am bearing with getting reanimated. after being dead throughout the week.

me nd my pirate girlfriend

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook

Be Not Afraid

Jonathan sims head archivist of the Magnus archives, London.

Alex being confused by the lights going out Dublin, 15th Oct 2023, By zamzyy

does ANYONE have the image of spock and his parents celebrating hanukkah because i need it IMMEDIATELY

this?