r/relationshipadvice I asked my evil villain boss (I'm a henchman) if he'd still love me if I was a worm, and he was all like, "to me, all humans are worms" is he dodging the question?

thoughts on edgeworth.

🍵 downsizing sale!!

🛒 bigcartel

unfortunately due to the price increase i'll be closing my bigcartel store at the end of this month. SO:

use code SWEETTEA at checkout when you spend 15USD or more for 20% off!!

store closes april 30th!

I want a massive three-headed puppy too.

I thought back to that old post where I compared Von Karma's shoulders to the other lawyers so I selected some random wide boys from the trilogy and compared the shoulders, obviously the winner goes to gumshoe!

#california quail we're unforgettable

NEVER ever forget to plan for the Minotaur. ALWAYS factor the Minotaur into your plans DO NOT FORGET THIS

by next year the message button will be removed entirely and your only form of communication will be gifting nitro

this Conversation pit is ruining my life

randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

my chicken &yup i vaporized him

happy passover, everyone