Causing Chaos

ea-nasir this ea-nasir that feh the best thing about the babylonians is all the clay women holding their tits

tfw bras haven’t been invented yet but a girl makes do

Okay but for real though I’m so fascinated by the ubiquity of this pose in the archaeological record across time and place. It must be really significant

Like look at all the titty grabbing going on

Imperial passport of Kublai Khan “I am the emissary of the Khan. If you defy me, you die.” 1240 A.D. [886x960]

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

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I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

hi everyone i hope you dont mind if i

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living in a land locked state must be hell they don't even let you use the blue crayons in school because it might remind you of the ocean

Bisexual spectrum

cc: @petermorwood

Level 1: Characters in a fantastical setting with no clear analogue of any real-world culture or religion celebrate Christmas; the implications of this are never examined

Level 2: Characters in a fantastical setting celebrate a secular, non-denominational mid-winter holiday which just coincidentally involves many of the same rituals and observances as Christmas

Level 3: Characters in a fantastical setting celebrate a mid-winter holiday commemorating an invented folk-hero whose mythos furnishes elaborate alternative explanations for various Christmas observances

Level 4: Characters in a fantastical setting celebrate Christmas because in spite of the setting's history otherwise bearing no resemblance to that of Earth, for some reason Catholicism still exists

Level 5: Whatever C S Lewis was on

CS Lewis said "it's fantasy and I can do whatever" and if that means Santa shows up to give gifts, then Santa shows up! 😇

And then someone has to restrain Tolkien from shanking him or something like it.

While this is a fun meme, it badly mischaracterises Lewis' attitude toward speculative worldbuilding. Prior to The Chronicles of Narnia, Lewis was best known as an author of theological science fiction, and he carries that approach forward to Narnia. Indeed, that's why he was famously so hostile to allegorical readings: Narnia is situated within a multiversal Creation in which God the Son incarnates to deliver salvation to each world in a form suited to that particular world's idiom – it's unnecessary to interpret Aslan as a symbol for anything, because textually he literally is the second Person of the Holy Trinity incarnated in a form suited to a world of funny talking animals. Heck, there's even a complicated theological explanation for the lamp-post.

Granted, I'm sure Lewis was having fun with Santa Claus popping up in Narnia to give people magic swords for Christmas, but that doesn't mean he wasn't also massively overthinking it. He and Tolkien were much more alike than I suspect either man would readily admit!

oh i get it now! what happened fundamentally and irrevocably changed me forever

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall

"Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall." - This is a raw line.

the decline of malls is like deforestation for emo kids