and you CAN kiss a hundred boys in bars but none of them will ever feel like kissing one women. anywhere. not just in a bar.

chappell roan makes music for hot people who give too much to a person who treats them like shit and when they realize that theyre better off without them, they get exponentially hotter

Chappel Roan - My kink is karma

I HEARD YOU LIKE MAGIC I GOT A WAND AND A RABBIT SO BABY LET'S GET FREAKY, GET KINKY LET'S MAKE THIS BED GET SQUEAKY

I couldn’t resist the idea

Based on this:

Also, do not mind the ugly font, I was too lazy to look for the exact one djdhd

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS ABSOLUTE QUEEN!!!!! 🗣💙

the vintage sapphics redraw prompt from twt ft caitvi!

Theyre stupid. Stupid inlove

Angel: Rules are made to be broken.

Vaggie: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Charlie: Uh, piñatas?

Cherri: Eggs.

Niffty: Bones.

Sir Pentious, increasingly disturbed: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Angel’s Italian Ass: *pulls out a gun* Snakes if you don’t fucking take that back.

Huskerdust

Charlie: Just be yourself.

Angel: 'Be myself'? Charlie, I have one day to win Husk over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Sir Pentious: Couple weeks.

Vaggie: Six months.

Alastor: Jury’s still out.

Angel: See, Charlie?

Angel: “Be myself”. What kind of garbage advice is that?

Alastor: I just ended a four year relationship.

Charlie: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Alastor: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Videos of Vox and Valentino fighting trending on Voxtragram*

I'm sure somebody else has already pointed this out but I just love that they're in the mlm flag colors.

I LOVE to see person A fell in love with the messiest version of person B

me and who

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