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Rowan | they/them | 22 | writer | queer | non-binary
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We’re haemorrhaging money on the groundskeeper, Jawbone!

Some of my favourite little bits. This is like the first time i fully color them ^.^ it was fun. Took wayy longer than it shouldve LOLL

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star-wrld

fabian telling gorgug he doesn't want him to quit owlbears because it is the only place they can truly hang out as friends without the pressure lording over them YEOWCH

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"maybe helio wouldn't have let that happen" they say to their daughter who died while being Helios chosen one her first day of highschool and was brought back by her principal

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cariocake

probably insufferable but i hope bucky's adventuring party is patient with him. i hope they treat his attempts to convert them as a minor nuisance at best and all the friction he talks to his parents about is actually nonexistent. i hope they all like him for who he is. i hope his mask slips off while he's with them. I hope one of them made him the little beaded lizard hanging off his bag.

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we are haemorrhaging money on a groundskeeper because theres no grounds!

the image of jawbone finding the bad kids crowded around bobby dawns office fully armed was so funny to me that i had to draw it

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clemtiness

The photosynthikids!! I’ve been rewatching freshman year because I physically cannot wait for the new jy ep to release… It’s so fun to see the evolution of their designs as they get older!!!

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alfalfairy

Just imagine Sklonda Gukgak going to Riz's first bloodrush game, understandably anxious because her son is by no means that athletic and probably the smallest one on the field (and she probably watched him get grabbed and crushed to death on a livestream less than a year ago).

And then she gets there and she sees his friends, that she worried were taking advantage of him, there to shower him with encouragement and cheer and inspiration. Like imagine her sitting with Kristen, who tells her of course we're all going to be here for his first game!

And thanks to them, he does it!

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I’m so glad Buddy Dawn is getting to see what real combat looks like. Even if it only lasts through one or two waves of monsters before getting a little dicey, I think it’s incredible.

Imagine the majority of your adventuring experience at this school being Stomping Rats then seeing then most popular kids in school absolutely devastate monsters you’ve never seen before on their reactions. And when they finally attack?

The goblin who is literally in every single extra-curricular and looks one more piece of bad news away from just disintegrating badly injures a creature then disengages.

Then the guy who threw the best first party of the year of all time - who has a neck tattoo and a demon motorcycle - gets bit by his desk, answers an exam question, then slices up a hydra. His motorcycle turns into a dog and kills the hydra. They both take a bow.

The Archdevil of Rebellion, a Bard-Warlock-Paladin who went to her own class for the first time ever months prior and is currently disguised as the proctor, Fireballs just so many creatures, leaving two baby jellies. She also curses a gorgon.

The kid who multiclassed where no one had ever multiclassed before throws his axe so hard that it changes the gravitational pull, does a ridiculous amount of damage, and knocks this bull prone.

St. Kristen Applebees, Helio’s Chosen One who is on her third deity, immediately destroys eight skeletons after praying to her basically dead goddess.

The Elven Oracle hasn’t even had a turn yet.

If this doesn’t convince him and the Rat Grinders that the Bad Kids have earned their status, I don’t know what will.

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jeourjudge

so real of the editors to put this on screen when brennan says the arthurs are 'talking' to eachother

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star-wrld

Gorgug has gotten so bitchy this season I absolutely love it. Calling Bobby Dawn and Mary Ann freaks and then screaming at Porter like that's THEE miss bitch to you

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rooolt

I know the intrepid heroes were largely joking about it, but the idea of kipperlily having a huge awful crush on riz is sooooo funny to me. Girl with longstanding anger issues and the capacity to orchestrate the death of a supposedly close ally in service of her goals with a crush on world’s most aroace boy. I fear the consequences will be nuclear

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hamable

The perfect symmetry of Sophomore Year Riz rearranging the letters in “Garthy O’Brien” incorrectly to spell “Night Yorb” and Junior Year Riz’s first Fantasy ACT question being a correct word jumble of “Night Yorb” that the Intrepid Heroes are convinced on first impression has to spell “Garthy O’Brien”

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