Vic

[ID: picture of a person's hand in the foreground and of a museum exhibit in the background. the person wears two bracelets, and their hand is open wide. they have two fingers missing: the thumb and the ring finger. the exhibit is the presumably missing hand of a statue, displayed inside a glass box. this hand has only two fingers, the thumb and the ring finger. it is also wide open. end ID]

in psych we call this double dissociation /j

Me if I were a dog

it's not harassment if he's asking for the differential diagnosis

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

To quote Chris Fleming

"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest...You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."--Chris Fleming

if y'all don't shut up about that woman and put on gasolina by daddy yankee.......

why do they call him dr house and not like. dr hospital

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

I’m sorry!? What?!

Whoa, chupacabra’s a millennial?

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They are studying us in petri dishes

every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america