You've imparted the deck lust on me. @sonnet57
-Me to @sonnet57
Emeritus lll legs appreciation post
And now, think about this but in leather
What did I say about bringing back old memes
finally a petition I can get behind
at least 2 of the disciples are behind it too apparently
I support this.
that comic where the guy throws his bong into the garbage and it breaks is the most important art piece of the last 100 years and needs to be treated as such
@essteebuhtay-tay why do I feel like this would be you?
Oh my God, it IS me!! 😱😱
Faggot. Kill your elf.
The fuck did my elf do??!! 😫😫
i don’t know how to watch bbc sherlock without yelling every 10 seconds
Basically.
Hey, I like the cans just not that particular flavor.
You’re a faggot. Kill your elf.
Fuck did my elf do?
That twig looking ass? Hell no. I bet his cock is like half an inch erect. Twig looking ass, I'd like to see him try.
He's a grower, not a shower. How big is your cock? Huh? Huh, faggot? I bet I'd need a nano- microscope to find it.
Who the fuck is George? The ugly ass bowl cut looking mother fucker in the profile pic? Dude, that picture looks so old that could be my fucking dad.
George is my 7'3", hella ripped boyfriend with an 8 pack and a massive, 18 inch, 9 pound cock, and he'll rip you a new asshole when he finds out about you cyber stalking me. Literally.
Jokes on you, I shit out of my vagina.
Jokes on you, I piss out of George's asshole.
Oh you’re gonna report me? Can’t report an anon, fucktard. Check and mate hoe.
I'm gonna turn these asks into the FBI. Bet, buttshit.
Fight me. Right now. Fight. Me.
Look, nigga, I'm gonna report you for harassment. I don't need this shit on my Tumblr.
Hey. Hey asshole. 1v1 me. Come at me scrublord, I’m ripped.
Who the fuck is this? My mommy told me not to talk to strangers!! 😭