Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:

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did you guys know jason goes to my church ? only for christmas and easter but we’re working on it !

forbidden fruit

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

A friend of mine asked me to draw his character in the dress. So you know I had too. But there was a stipulation of him ripping the shirt off I had to abide by

Happy Resonance Cascade day everyone

(2023) the fazbear gang

three cheers for sweet reanimation

REDEMPTION AU ART!!!

ITS FURTHER INTO THE TIMELINE FOR THE AU BUT I RLLY WANTED TO DRAW THEM KISSING

GAZAFUND COMMISSIONS OPEN

proceeds will be going to Asmahan's escape and education fund so that she may reach the first goal of $5,000 for the exit fee ($1,710 away as of posting)

if you're looking for a reason to donate here's your shot!

more comm details under the cut

update: realized that most donations go in $5 chunks so i will also be offering a $5 flatcolour sketch tier like so for those who can't do a big drop all at once!

THE ART I PROMISED

discord ppl gotta see it first but

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"