Life is soup, I am fork

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.

One time they just stuck him in a hole in the ground for a whole episode.

no woman should ever have to explain why she doesnt do something to her body.... 'why don't you wear makeup?' 'why don't you shave?' like. thats what i look like. idk what to tell you

Kinda rude how it’s only Tuesday tbh

also-

No one makes Galadriel spooky enough. Like yea I get she’s the most beautiful elven maiden the world has ever seen but she’s also downright unsettling.

I bet she fuckin stares at people without blinking for like a solid five minutes and then when you finally ask her what fuck is up she tells you how you’re gonna die.

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

fog of war in the grocery store

clicks you. commands you to explore

on it boss

there's cheese in here boss

this might be my favourite reaction to ttpd

It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.

Our blessed tumblr

A holy site

Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags

Not one of the 7 deadly sins, but a secret 8th sin

sorry what

An arctic fox (Vulpes lagopus) collects fish washed up on the shore Kamchatka Peninsula, Russian Far East

Photograph by Dmitry Utkin

The reviews are in

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

smad.

there are two types of people

i’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

It’s always so cool when you find these legendary posts and the OPs are not deactivated. It’s like, the gods still walk among us.

that post about marine biology being a small field is even funnier if you know that the very night I rejoined this site, within Hours of my first post, someone on here was like “wait. I think my college class watched you do a porpoise necropsy last summer.” and they did yeah

my brain autocompleted reading necropsy as necromancy and i was like oh okay what marine biologist course is that?

doing marine biology you haven’t even heard of on cetaceans you’ve never seen

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”