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I think you mean fraternize. And I don’t put boundaries on Wes on who and who he can’t talk to. But you wouldn’t know a healthy, non-controlling, relationship if it slapped you in the face. Maybe you should let Kai choose who he wants to hang out with, and then maybe he wouldn’t keep leaving you all the time.
You understood it, so I meant what I said. And I don’t actually care what goes on in your relationship, I was just saying that in case you tried to use him in an argument. But anyway, you should really check your insult expiration dates, Charlotte. When was the last time Kai actually left me? High School? Think of something new already. Kai can hang out with whoever he wants, just not you. The suckiness might be contagious and I’m just looking out for him.
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And we all know she’s not quite the handiwoman, so looks like you’re gonna be waiting a while. But hopefully it happens! Cause I worked pretty hard to actually get friends.
…Just because Tia and I are no longer on speaking terms doesn’t mean we don’t get to be friends.
Yes, it does. Boyfriend's aren't allowed to sororitize with the enemy. And before you try it, Wes can't count because he's a fiance not a boyfriend and I've known him longer than we've known you.
Anonymous asked:
what happened with you and Charlie over the summer?
I don’t know anyone by that name.
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Under normal circumstances, I’d totally make fun of you for being such a d-bag. But honestly? MOOD! Walking everywhere was So basic! My car (that has no name because I don’t suck) was practically BUILT to be shown off in a city as gorgey as New Walt. We are truly living our best lives right now.
Finally, someone understands. Can’t say the same about my fiancee. What did you do to Charlie to make her hate cars? It had to have been you, don’t even try to lie.
Excuse you! I actually didn't make her hate cars! I know you don't know because you're blinded by love, but she's the worst. ON PURPOSE! As far as I know, she only hates cars because other people like them and she wants to feel all superlative about it.
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Well….Walt…it is fantastic to be back, and I’m so glad you all get to see me again, truly. But the real star of this town can no longer be me. As soon as I walked up to find my baby – my love, my life – in my parking spot at the dorms? I knew I was instantly outshined. This kid has never left my parents’ garage and..Wow, I’m getting choked up just thinking of letting my little boy spread his wings and fly across the haters. Speeding down the street at 1 am like it’s 2 Fast 2 Furious, the best film of the franchise. Walt, might I introduce you to…The Wesla, my everything. God, they grow up so fast.
Under normal circumstances, I'd totally make fun of you for being such a d-bag. But honestly? MOOD! Walking everywhere was So basic! My car (that has no name because I don't suck) was practically BUILT to be shown off in a city as gorgey as New Walt. We are truly living our best lives right now.
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Wes: I'm HILARIOUS. Only someone funny would've been able to play Donkey! Oooookaaaaayyyy, whatever you say. I do have faith that you and Kai will stay together longer this time. We're all adults, out of our teens....who knows? You might be engaged alongside Charlie and I! And I'm going to choose not to listen to you calling me a terrorist. :) Mostly because I'm shocked you even were able to make up that word.
Tia: Hilarious looking maybe. Who even cares how funny you think you are when your face did most of the work? 🤔 We're gonna stay together F O R E V E R this time!! But how long do you guys plan on being engaged anyway? Long engagements are like SO stupid and I really don't want to be engaged at the same time as my bestie and baby sister, all offense. I know words, Weston!!! Especially words to describe how much you suck!
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Wes: Wow, you have sex with TWO WOMEN AT ONCE ONE TIME and you're the voice of the bisexuals. I KNOW that's not how being gay works, especially for Charlie. Sometimes people joke. lolololol does HE know you're only allowed to get back together in the very tiny five-day window? Hmmm you're right, if you tried to curse me I'd just turn it into a trend. 💁🏾
Tia: Yes, exactly! 👸🏼💅🏻 You're not funny so I wasn't SURE if it was or not! No, that's not any of HIS business since we're not going to be off and on ANYWAY so he doesn't need to know about any secret windows. You did NOT make that a trend, you just forced everyone to look at it for WAY too long! That's not a trend is terroristic.
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Wes: We were but half of the time before that, she was off becoming gay and punching referees in the face. So it felt like longer. So will that birthdayversary stay if you and Kai break up and get back together again? 🤔 WHO'S plotting my downfall? 👀 Is it you? That'd be the twist of the century.
Tia: True, but no one cares how it feeeeels, just how it is. Also I don't think people "become gay". We ALL knew she was way way way before she ran off to do it. In the NOT HAPPENING event that Kai and I break up and get back together again, we're either only getting back together on my birthday or on his. Which is just 4 days before mine, so who cares. I DON'T KNOW! SOMEONE! It's not me, last time I plotted on your downfall you kept your hair blond for way longer than anyone wanted you to.
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Wes: So Charlie and I have only been together for a year and a half by your logic?? Well joke's on you, no one would have any revenge to get on me. I've been nothing but an angel to everyone in my life. 😇
Tia: You weren't only broken up for like 6 months??? Huh wild. 🤔 but No. I think it's cooler if both me and Charlie's anniversaries are on our birthdays, so I'm making an exception. Joke is not on me! You are soooo the worst. Someone's DEF plotting on your downcast somewhere
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As you all know by now, it’s around this time of year I start making Halloween preparations and begin an ominous string of threats directed at the most fun target. Due to personal reasons, and lack of a viable subject this year, I am officially cancelling all Annie Milne Halloween plans. I will be continue my streak of wearing black every day, but this time in mourning of a great tradition ruined. Thank you for your patience and understanding in this most trying time.
What personal reasons? Did something happen to you that you aren't telling me about?
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Wes: ??? Y'all have been on and off since you were SIXTEEN, ma'am. Way longer than four months! They'd curse you just to make sure you stay down! It's a cursed coconut!
Tia: But we broke up for over a year so it doesn't count anymore. It's been four months 😌 That's so stupid! A cursed coconut makes SOOOO much less sense than you being turned into a frog so someone can steal your kingdom or get revenge!!!