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I want another Ghirahim villain for a Zelda game.

Not a flamboyant villain necessarily but instead a villain that actual slowly unravels throughout the game. At first he treated Link like an insect that he could stomp out with ease. Yet as the story slowly progressed he becomes more irritated by the boy, and soon grows to hate him until it results into the man yelling out in anger and trying everything in his might to kill Link. This makes it so satisfying to beat him honestly. You managed to make him hate you by simply overcoming every obstacle, and he gets offended over the thought of a mere human believing he’s as powerful as him.

I wish Totk did this with Ganondorf. I wish he unraveled more in the story. He was cocky until the last cutscene he was in which was disappointing honestly.

#the legend of Zelda #ghirahim #the legend of Zelda skyward sword #tears of the kingdom spoilers #totk spoilers #ganondorf #skyward sword

The Hylian Shield in Skyward Sword is probably the best looking Hylian shield in the entire series and it sucks you only get it near the end of the game.

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comic I sat on forever and then forgot to post here :^)

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Imagine Link accidentally finding the master sword before his adventure starts and some guard sees him and thinks “hah, that looks like the sword that seals the darkness, which only the chosen hero can wield. But that’s not possible since that would mean bad things are going to happen since the chosen hero is here…..”

King of Hyrule: I’ve finally done it. I’ve brought complete peace to all of Hyrule. The kingdom is completely safe.

Guard, running in: SIR! WE’VE FOUND A 12 YEAR OLD BOY IN CASTLE TOWN AND HE’S WIELDING THE LEGENDARY SWORD OF LEGENDS, THE MASTER SWORD!

King of Hyrule: You got to be fucking shitting me.

King of Hyrule: Listen, we have a dilemma kid. You found a sword that only the legendary hero is capable of using. And unfortunately whenever some kid finds that sword it means that the kingdom of Hyrule is in great danger and he must save it from the clutches of evil. Fortunately though you found it before anything bad has happened, so that means we have a good footing to this. So we must train you how to use that sword as fast as possible so you’ll be ready to save Hyrule. Any question?

Link, who just found a cool sword in the forest and wanted to show everyone:……I’m 12.

Isn’t this the BOTW timeline?

I don’t think it ever mentioned if he was aware of his destiny in botw. So we don’t know if he just happened to find the sword on pure chance or on purpose.

Plus Link already knew how to fight before he found the master sword in botw. At the age of 4 he could actually defeat full grown adults in spars.

Mfs will say shit like “video games are bad nowadays!” Before using games from EA, Ubisoft, and blizzard as their examples of bad games.

My guy, stop playing games from those companies.

Why did they make Jason friend shaped for Multiversus?

I’m shocked that not a lot of people are talking about the timing of Smiling Friends having a bad helicopter crash in its newest episodes on the same day the Iranian president died to a helicopter crash.

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Imagine Link accidentally finding the master sword before his adventure starts and some guard sees him and thinks “hah, that looks like the sword that seals the darkness, which only the chosen hero can wield. But that’s not possible since that would mean bad things are going to happen since the chosen hero is here…..”

King of Hyrule: I’ve finally done it. I’ve brought complete peace to all of Hyrule. The kingdom is completely safe.

Guard, running in: SIR! WE’VE FOUND A 12 YEAR OLD BOY IN CASTLE TOWN AND HE’S WIELDING THE LEGENDARY SWORD OF LEGENDS, THE MASTER SWORD!

King of Hyrule: You got to be fucking shitting me.

King of Hyrule: Listen, we have a dilemma kid. You found a sword that only the legendary hero is capable of using. And unfortunately whenever some kid finds that sword it means that the kingdom of Hyrule is in great danger and he must save it from the clutches of evil. Fortunately though you found it before anything bad has happened, so that means we have a good footing to this. So we must train you how to use that sword as fast as possible so you’ll be ready to save Hyrule. Any question?

Link, who just found a cool sword in the forest and wanted to show everyone:……I’m 12.

Imagine Ganon going to Hyrule for a “diplomatic” meeting and The King introduces him to Link.

King of Hyrule: And this young man right here is the hero that will one day save hyrule from evil. Say hello, Link.

Link: I found a cool bug!

King of Hyrule:…..very good, Link. Can you please show our guest some respect though?

Link: Hi!

Ganondorf:…..hello.

Link: You think this bug is venomous?

Ganondorf:…..I don’t know much about bugs honestly. But it seems to be a spider, which isn’t a bug but a arachnid.

Link: Oh, that’s cool. I’m going to poke it with a stick.

Ganondorf: You go ahead and do that then….

King of Hyrule: Shouldn’t you be training with the commander?

Link: Yeah, but then I found this cool arach-….this cool arachn-….I found this cool bug and got distracted.

King of a hyrule: Just please find the commander again and train some more, okay?

Link: Can I hang out with Zelda afterwards and show her this cool bug?

King of Hyrule: Please don’t hand my daughter a spider but other than that yes.

Link: Kay, thanks! *runs off*

King of a hyrule:….he’s running in the wrong direction.

Ganondorf, internally: That’s the chosen hero of Hyrule?!

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Imagine Link accidentally finding the master sword before his adventure starts and some guard sees him and thinks “hah, that looks like the sword that seals the darkness, which only the chosen hero can wield. But that’s not possible since that would mean bad things are going to happen since the chosen hero is here…..”

King of Hyrule: I’ve finally done it. I’ve brought complete peace to all of Hyrule. The kingdom is completely safe.

Guard, running in: SIR! WE’VE FOUND A 12 YEAR OLD BOY IN CASTLE TOWN AND HE’S WIELDING THE LEGENDARY SWORD OF LEGENDS, THE MASTER SWORD!

King of Hyrule: You got to be fucking shitting me.

King of Hyrule: Listen, we have a dilemma kid. You found a sword that only the legendary hero is capable of using. And unfortunately whenever some kid finds that sword it means that the kingdom of Hyrule is in great danger and he must save it from the clutches of evil. Fortunately though you found it before anything bad has happened, so that means we have a good footing to this. So we must train you how to use that sword as fast as possible so you’ll be ready to save Hyrule. Any question?

Link, who just found a cool sword in the forest and wanted to show everyone:……I’m 12.

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Imagine Link accidentally finding the master sword before his adventure starts and some guard sees him and thinks “hah, that looks like the sword that seals the darkness, which only the chosen hero can wield. But that’s not possible since that would mean bad things are going to happen since the chosen hero is here…..”

King of Hyrule: I’ve finally done it. I’ve brought complete peace to all of Hyrule. The kingdom is completely safe.

Guard, running in: SIR! WE’VE FOUND A 12 YEAR OLD BOY IN CASTLE TOWN AND HE’S WIELDING THE LEGENDARY SWORD OF LEGENDS, THE MASTER SWORD!

King of Hyrule: You got to be fucking shitting me.

Imagine Link accidentally finding the master sword before his adventure starts and some guard sees him and thinks “hah, that looks like the sword that seals the darkness, which only the chosen hero can wield. But that’s not possible since that would mean bad things are going to happen since the chosen hero is here…..”

#the legend of Zelda #Zelda #link #loz

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Jamie: (Arkos son, age 10) I’m not making it up! 😫

Nala: (Bumbleby daughter, age 9 3/4) Are too!

Jamie: I swear! My dad IS the Rusted Knight from the book, and my mom is the Tarnished Spartan!

Nala: *sticks her tongue out* Oh yeah? Prove it! 😝

Jamie: *fuming* 😡

Nala: See? I knew you were just-

Pyrrha: *bursts through a line of vehicles and rides up to the school on the back of a giant Jackalope, wearing her helmet and armor for safety*

Pyrrha: *removes her helmet and dismounts* Jamie! You forgot your lunch, sweetheart!

Nala: 😦

Jamie: *smug* 😏

Jamie: Ha! Told you so-

Nala: 🤩 *sprints up to Pyrrha with her blonde cat ears perked straight up, practically vibrating with excitement*

Nala: Oh my gods! Missus Jamie’s mom, you’re really the Tarnished Spartan!!! My mom read me stories about you and I saw you on tv! Did you fight the Curious Cat and the Jabberwalker? Can I pet your Jackalope?! Please? Please? Please?!?!

Pyrrha: Nala dear, since you asked politely, you may pet Juniper, but don’t tug on her ears. She doesn’t like that.

Jamie: *muttering under his breath* …this is just like when we went to that dumb combat tournament… 😑

School Headmaster: Mrs Nikos-Arc, you know that you aren’t supposed to ride your Jackalope on school property. She tends to eat the landscaping.

Pyrrha: I’m sorry! Jaune has the car today! 😔

Juniper: *giant bunny noises*

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Diddy making an apology video for him beating his girlfriend as if he wasn’t denying that shit before the video dropped is pique dumbassness.

“I was disgusted then when I did it.”

Bitch you literally denied that shit when you were accused.

Diddy making an apology video for him beating his girlfriend as if he wasn’t denying that shit before the video dropped is pique dumbassness.

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superiorsturgeon

Nora: *wearing a wedding dress, pulls Ren aside into the bathroom* Can you believe it…? We’re finally married!

Ren: *wraps Nora in a hug and kisses her forehead* I know…! It’s amazing…

Nora: 🥰

Ren: …so where would you like to fool around for the first time as a married couple?

Ren: Expensive hotel room, or reception hall bathroom? 😏

Nora: Bathroom! 😃

Jaune: *in a stall with his pants around his ankles* …please don’t…😣

Skyward Sword AU 2

*in the forest on the surface*

Penny: Master Pyrrha, there is a 97% that your boyfriend was recently here but took off recently. It would be beneficial for us to look for clues for his whereabouts.

Pyrrha, nodding: Okay, Ill see what I can find.

*5 seconds passes*

Pyrrha, blushing: WAIT BOYFRIEND?!

Penny: Your vocal tone tells me that my words weren’t to your likings?

Pyrrha: J-Jaune’s not boyfriend! He’s just a friend!

Penny: My apologies Master Pyrrha. Due to my observation to how you talk about Jaune, I deduce that there was a 94% chance that you and Jaune were romantically involved in a relationship.

Pyrrha: What?! We’re just friends! That’s it! We aren’t dating at all!

Penny: So if my calculations are correct, then I can safely assume that you didn’t have enough time to ask him out before the events of his disappearance then?

Pyrrha: Yes- WAIT NO! I-I don’t like Jaune like that! I only see him as a friend!

Penny:…..

Pyrrha: Y-you’re t-talking crazy right now! Friends! Just friends! Nothing else!

Penny:…….Master Pyrrha, my calculations tell me that there is a high probability that you’re not being honest with yourself.

Pyrrha: WHAT?!

Penny: 95% statistically speaking.

Pyrrha, blushing madly: No! I-I’m being honest! I swear it! We’re just friends! Friends! I just want to see him again in a platonic way! Besides, he sees me as a friend too anyway, so even if I did like him, which I do not by the way, that doesn’t mean he would like me back!

Penny:…….

Pyrrha, blushing:…….*looks away from her gaze in embarrassment*

Penny: Master Pyrrha, there’s a 97% chance that you’re lying.

Pyrrha, blushing: Why did it go up?!

Penny: Denial is a common emotion that usually follows after someone lies. With this in mind, it increases the statistics of you lying.

Pyrrha, blushing madly:……..

Penny: When a person doesn’t have a response after being previously passionate in a debate, that indicates that they realize they were wrong but are having trouble admitting it; either from being too proud or embarrassed. I believe it’s the latter on the count of your cheeks emitting a red hue, which is a sign of a blush.

Pyrrha:…….

Penny: Noted. Increasing statistics to 98%.

Pyrrha: C-can we just look for clues now?

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #arkos #Pyrrha x jaune #Rwby AU #penny polendina

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There’s Mfs mad at a YouTuber called Mrs Rachel because she’s doing a fundraiser to help children who are currently in Gaza and they’re whining about her not caring about Jewish children in Israel.

Bro, those Jewish children has access to hospitals while the Gaza children don’t. It’s insane that someone can start a charity to help children in need and it pisses off other people.

They just say the quiet part out loud. They want a Palestinian kids dead.

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