me in the stuffed animals section of a store:

“but if you dress/talk like that, it makes boys not want to talk to you!!”

he didn’t have to come for her wig like this

The Ivysaur literally said its own name before she said a word so the little kid had every right to tear the bitch apart

when your and your opponents pokemon both use protect in the same turn

everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it??

feel the same about arizona ice tea. arizona’s still there so what the fuck

Ten years ago today…

You better go off, bitch

ICONIC

i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

update hes entirely yellow now

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

its happening

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

whats he doing

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

we believe in you, chicken nugget

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I googled world funniest joke and this was it

GET HIM, KIMBERLY