Tired and trying her best B')

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

this is a fever dream right

He fucking DEATH DROPPED

more bird wife for my collection

The way this is low-key a good example of the language around gender changing in the last 15 yrs lol

With convergent evolution it's always "thylacine" this and "ichthyosaurs" that. Which is valid. But I'm really losing my mind over what's happening with the yellow-throated longclaw and the eastern/ western meadowlark.

These two are separated by over 15 million years of evolution, in two distinct families. What is it about this specific plumage that it was hit upon twice in nearly identical iterations.

Did some experimenting with mediums in my sketchbook and BOY sometimes a second take helps A LOT!!! Look at first version vs this second take under read more (The second one was much closer to what i wanted to achieve!)

alien cats 💚‼️

porn is unequivocally art btw

creating an image or a film of yourself exposing the most intimate parts of your body for other people's pleasure is a deeply profound and artistic act. pleasure is not a shameful thing. if a work of art pleases you, good. it's doing what art does— make its audience feel.

Mandala.

My ocs Cirz and Enah. [previous comic with them]

✨🌙 ART LOG -> @404ama

Text is based from an end scene of the movie Mandala 1981

reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you

First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏

First time smut beta: In the, uh ... oral scene ... Dan has 3 hands. He's got one, uh, on the -- look, just count them.

Seasoned smut beta: Somebody jizzed and I don't know where it ended up but canonically he spent a ton of money on that couch.

FRIENDS 5.17 “The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"

Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants

fully thought that car was a gun for a second. like. uhh

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

in this world we all have our roles

These are the evolutionary stages of a new actual digimon going from a scrappy old shoe to a "cinderella"

And yes the cinderalla one is pretty easily overshadowed by that fucked up red riding hood, but it's pretty badass on its own merits and you mustn't miss the IMPORTANT part, which is:

this rat army is part of it

I like boobs!

ahhhhh shitt shit fuck. post cancelled y'all. i forgot to fill out my paperwork

all the damn red tape on this site