who the fck
breakfast
lunch
dinner
dessert
actually sleeping with someone is so nice like waking up in the middle of the night and snuggling closer or lazily giving them a kiss or just feeling their arms around you squeeze slightly even though they’re in a deep sleep or handholding while you both are asleep ugh that’s that shit I like
oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better
a millenial trying desperately to describe a loving and healthy relationship: my heart… cum…. my umm… my feelings… nut… big cums… in my chest….. ummm….. the feeling where i have a big nut cum in my feely weelies
hi my name is morgan, I'm 18, and I've never truly experienced romantic love for anybody and now that I am (and im pretty sure its reciprocated) idk what to do about it
Nothing is queer or progressive except big ass tiddies
[video: Hideo Kojima plays a nintendo switch game where he and another player (both of whom are wearing sheriff’s hats) have a standoff, controllers at their sides, waiting to draw quicker than the other. Kojima adjusts his hat, looks at the onlookers, looks at the screen, then faces back to his opponent. they stare each other down for a tense moment. before the opponent can even react, Kojima draws first, lightning quick, and shoots. his opponent is visibly upset, having clearly underestimated Kojima, who begins flipping his controller around as if it were a revolver, finishing up by blowing the (non-existent) smoke from the barrel. an ocelot’s meow echoes as the camera zooms in on his face]
I did my first dab 2night and I was just fucked for like 3 solid hours it was great
I’m the guy