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Jaune Arc of Beacon

@blondehairedpaladin

I fight for my friends and the people I care about. Mun 18+
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sidestuiff

Fate//series Master/Servant themed sentence starters

For Servants

  • “Are you my master?”
  • “You seem unworthy to be my master.”
  • “I will never accept you as my master.”
  • “What do you wish for, master?”
  • “I was a great ruler, please show some proper respect!”
  • “I…master this is embarrassing, but I am in need of mana.”
  • “I will protect you, master!”
  • “I will be your [insert weapon here], make no mistake about that.”
  • “Do not get in my way, master, or I’ll trample you, too!”
  • “Master, you are truly dear to me.”
  • “Shall we dance, master?”
  • “Are you afraid to die, my master?”
  • “You and I shall be a great team, master!”
  • “Can we be friends, master?”

For Masters

  • “By my command seal, I order you to [insert command here].”
  • “I am your master and I demand your respect!”
  • “What is your wish?”
  • “We can’t stop now, you have to keep fighting!”
  • “What a useless servant you are.”
  • “Let’s fight together.”
  • “I don’t think I can understand your era.”
  • “I am your master, damn it, so stop carrying me around!”
  • “I get being careful, but you’re treating me like I’m made of glass.”
  • “I can fight by your side, too, you know.”
  • “Hurry – Servant to your right flank!”
  • “You let me worry about that other master, you just take care of that enemy servant!”
  • “More than my servant, I consider you my friend.”
  • “I don’t think it’s very proper of me to fall in love with a servant.”
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sidestuiff

Fate//series Master/Servant themed sentence starters

For Servants

  • “Are you my master?”
  • “You seem unworthy to be my master.”
  • “I will never accept you as my master.”
  • “What do you wish for, master?”
  • “I was a great ruler, please show some proper respect!”
  • “I…master this is embarrassing, but I am in need of mana.”
  • “I will protect you, master!”
  • “I will be your [insert weapon here], make no mistake about that.”
  • “Do not get in my way, master, or I’ll trample you, too!”
  • “Master, you are truly dear to me.”
  • “Shall we dance, master?”
  • “Are you afraid to die, my master?”
  • “You and I shall be a great team, master!”
  • “Can we be friends, master?”

For Masters

  • “By my command seal, I order you to [insert command here].”
  • “I am your master and I demand your respect!”
  • “What is your wish?”
  • “We can’t stop now, you have to keep fighting!”
  • “What a useless servant you are.”
  • “Let’s fight together.”
  • “I don’t think I can understand your era.”
  • “I am your master, damn it, so stop carrying me around!”
  • “I get being careful, but you’re treating me like I’m made of glass.”
  • “I can fight by your side, too, you know.”
  • “Hurry – Servant to your right flank!”
  • “You let me worry about that other master, you just take care of that enemy servant!”
  • “More than my servant, I consider you my friend.”
  • “I don’t think it’s very proper of me to fall in love with a servant.”
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taggedmemes
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE TERMINATOR always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
  • “What the hell?”
  • “Goddamn son of a bitch.”
  • “What’s wrong with this picture?”
  • “Nice night for a walk, eh?”
  • “I think this guy’s a couple of cans short of a six-pack.”
  • “Fuck you, asshole.”
  • “I don’t have to put up with that bullshit, man.”
  • “Did you just see a real bright light?”
  • “That son of a bitch took my pants!”
  • “Could I have that coffee now, please?”
  • “I didn’t order fries.”
  • “In a hundred years, who’s going to care?”
  • “That’s a good gun.”
  • “Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on, and you put the red for where you want the bullet to go.”
  • “You know your weapons, buddy.”
  • “Any one of these is ideal for home defense.”
  • “I need you to come pick me up.”
  • “I don’t care what you’re doing.”
  • “Hey, man, you got a serious attitude problem.”
  • “It’s so incredible.”
  • “You’re not gonna believe this.”
  • “You are going to love this.”
  • “First, I’m gonna rip the buttons off your blouse one by one.”
  • “You fucking pigs!”
  • “Wait till I get my hands on you.”
  • “The press is going to be short-stroking it all over.”
  • “I hate the weird ones.”
  • “Better than the mortal man deserves.”
  • “Something’s come up. I can’t make it tonight.”
  • “He can’t treat you like this.”
  • “I’ll break his kneecaps.”
  • “Are you aware that these two killings occurred in the same order as their listing in the phone book?”
  • “That coffee’s two hours cold.”
  • “I put a cigarette out in it.”
  • “I keep getting an answering machine.”
  • “Give me a cigarette.”
  • “You’re talking to a machine, but don’t be shy.”
  • “He’s going to be called the goddamn ‘Phone Book Killer’.”
  • “I hate these press cases.”
  • “Maybe make these jackals work for us for a change.”
  • “Police are refusing to speculate on the apparent similarity between these shooting deaths.”
  • “No other connection between the two victims has been established yet.”
  • “We’ll have more on this story as it comes in.”
  • “I’m going to make a belt out of you.”
  • “Don’t make me bust you up, man.”
  • “Machines need love too, so talk to it.”
  • “I’m really scared.”
  • “I think there’s somebody after me.”
  • “I need you to come and pick me up as soon as possible.”
  • “I think there’s a guy following me.”
  • “You’ll be safe until we get there.”
  • “Come with me if you want to live.”
  • “Are you injured? Are you shot?”
  • “Do exactly what I say.”
  • “Don’t move unless I say.”
  • “Please don’t hurt me.”
  • “I’m here to help you.”
  • “You’ve been targeted for termination.”
  • “This is a mistake. I didn’t do anything!”
  • “It’s very important that you live.”
  • “He’s not a man, he’s a machine.”
  • “He’s a cybernetic organism.”
  • “The Terminator’s an infiltration unit, part man and part machine.”
  • “I got to ditch this car.”
  • “I am not stupid, you know.”
  • “They cannot make things like this yet.”
  • “Are you saying it’s from the future?”
  • “Then you’re from the future too, is that right?”
  • “It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with.”
  • “It doesn’t feel pity or remorse or fear.”
  • “It absolutely will not stop ever.”
  • “There was a nuclear war, a few years from now.”
  • “Nobody even knew who started it.”
  • “There was one man who taught us to fight.”
  • “Taught us how to smash those motherfuckers into junk.”
  • “He brought us back from the brink.”
  • “Are you sure it’s them?”
  • “I want you to tell him everything they told you.”
  • “Is [name] crazy?”
  • “So, you’re a soldier, fighting for whom?”
  • “Who was the enemy again?”
  • “This computer thinks it can win by killing the mother of its enemy.”
  • “Killing him, in effect, before he’s even conceived, a sort of retroactive abortion?”
  • “Why this elaborate scheme with the Terminator?”
  • “Their defense grid was smashed.”
  • “Taking them out then would make no difference.”
  • “What is it called, the time displacement equipment?”
  • “Nobody goes home, nobody else comes through.”
  • “Why didn’t you bring any weapons, something more advanced?”
  • “Show me a piece of future technology.”
  • “I didn’t build the fucking thing.”
  • “This is great stuff.”
  • “I could make a career out of this guy.”
  • “You see how clever this part is?”
  • “Most paranoid delusions are intricate, but this is brilliant.”
  • “You have heard enough.”
  • “I’m afraid that’s not up to me.”
  • “Who is in authority here?”
  • “You still don’t get it, do you?”
  • “He’ll wade through you, reach down her throat, and pull her fucking heart out.”
  • “In technical terminology, he’s a loon.”
  • “What about when he punched through a windshield?”
  • “He was probably on PCP.”
  • “There’s a couch in the other room. Why don’t you stretch out and try to get some sleep?”
  • “I can’t sleep.”
  • “It may not look it, but that couch is very comfortable.”
  • “You’ll be perfectly safe.”
  • “We got 30 cops in this building.”
  • “If you want to wait, there’s a bench over there.”
  • “What the hell was that?”
  • “What the hell happened to the lights?”
  • “All right, let’s get this off the road.”
  • “What’s it like going through time?”
  • “Pain, it’s like being born, maybe.”
  • “I caught one back there.”
  • “You mean you got shot?”
  • “We got to get you to a doctor.”
  • “This is going to make me puke.”
  • “Would you talk about something? Anything, just talk.”
  • “At least now I know what to name him.”
  • “I don’t supposed you know who the father us.”
  • “You were talking about this I haven’t done yet, in the past tense.”
  • “Are you sure you have the right person?”
  • “Do I look like the mother of the future?”
  • “Am I tough, organized?”
  • “I can’t even balance my checkbook.”
  • “I didn’t ask for this honor, and I don’t want it.”
  • “Thank you for your courage through the dark years.”
  • “You must be stronger than you imagine you can be.”
  • “You must survive, or I will never exist.”
  • “I was dreaming about dogs.”
  • “Your world is pretty terrifying.”
  • “Fuck you, asshole.”
  • “I don’t want to ask where you got it.”
  • “I am dying for a shower.”
  • “I need to know where I can reach you.”
  • “You tell me to hide up at the cabin like some fugitive, and you won’t tell me what’s going on?”
  • “I’m sorry I can’t tell you more right now.”
  • “I learned to make it when I was a kid.”
  • “You must have had a fun childhood.”
  • “He’ll find us, won’t he?”
  • “Was there someone special?”
  • “You seemed just a little sad.”
  • “I always wondered what you were thinking at that moment.”
  • “I came across time for you.”
  • “I love you, I always have.”
  • “I shouldn’t have said that.”
  • “You’re terminated, fucker.”
  • “What’s most difficult for me is trying to decide what to tell you and what not to.”
  • “Should I tell you about your father?”
  • “A person could go crazy thinking about this.”
  • “I supposed I will tell you.”
  • “In the few hours that we had together, we loved a lifetime’s worth.”
  • “He said there’s a storm coming.”
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Send “Dress Break” to straight up destroy my muse’s clothing~

Send “Dress Broken” for my muse to destroy yours instead~

(Exactly how much destruction ensues is up to individual taste)

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Signal’s Best Teacher is here.

Hey everyone this is a new indie blog for Taiyang Xiao Long from the RWBY series. This is a sideblog for @headmaster-to-student, so if you follow this blog and get followed by that its just to make sure I am keeping up. Otherwise I look forward to roleplaying this fun new character. 

Oh please reblog to help me spread around a bit. 

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Playing the Game (Epic of Remnant AU)

Epic of Remnant was a game with no equal, even someone without much skill like Jaune could tell that much. The graphics were beautiful, the control scheme allowed for maneuvers that would seem like they had been pulled out of an anime. And with a large and diverse group of players world wide it was easy to see why the game had become so popular. 

But none of that stopped Jaune from feeling frustration bubble up inside of him as he watched his character so easily knocked around by a high level enemy npc, a Ursa Major that had somehow found its way into a low level grind area. If he was killed here the loss of experience and damage to his equipment would put him days behind what he needed to keep up with the guild event. And without access to the event he would lose the chance at the rare gear that was offered even for those who failed to reach the higher tier. 

“I hope this works,” he muttered under his breath, opening his inventory and activating an item given to him by the guild, a horn that would allow another guild aligned player to instantly teleport to his location. Now he just had to hope there was someone online willing to pull him from the fire. 

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Promo Post

Greetings all, this is a new roleplay account for a RWBY Count of Monte Cristo, always looking for new plots and interesting interactions. My inbox is open to one and all and I would appreciate rebloging this to pass around my introduction

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Playing the Game (Epic of Remnant AU)

Epic of Remnant was a game with no equal, even someone without much skill like Jaune could tell that much. The graphics were beautiful, the control scheme allowed for maneuvers that would seem like they had been pulled out of an anime. And with a large and diverse group of players world wide it was easy to see why the game had become so popular. 

But none of that stopped Jaune from feeling frustration bubble up inside of him as he watched his character so easily knocked around by a high level enemy npc, a Ursa Major that had somehow found its way into a low level grind area. If he was killed here the loss of experience and damage to his equipment would put him days behind what he needed to keep up with the guild event. And without access to the event he would lose the chance at the rare gear that was offered even for those who failed to reach the higher tier. 

“I hope this works,” he muttered under his breath, opening his inventory and activating an item given to him by the guild, a horn that would allow another guild aligned player to instantly teleport to his location. Now he just had to hope there was someone online willing to pull him from the fire. 

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kingkrem

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

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drkotobuki

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“i’m 13 u egg”

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yd12k

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

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curlicuecal

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

Kick it barak

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

My personal favorite:

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA? KANAYA: No KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

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acidsbeats

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

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cianm1301

“This is exactly why babies shouldn’t be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols”

God launders in mysterious ways.

today is the only day i regard this post fondly. and i love that just around this time it explodes with notes and my activity is clogged with everyones additions of quotes.

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grimdarkmatt

KARKAT: HOW BULLSHIT IS IT THAT WE”RE PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY ASSHOLES LEFT WHO CANT FLY? KANAYA: It Really Is Such Bullshit. 

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Kissing Booth Open RP

Today was the big day, the one the school had been getting ready for over the last three months. The huge annual Beacon carnival, where all of the students ran a huge set of things that would help raise money for the school, and for the families of Hunters lost in the line of duty. Everyone was busy running their own things, although some would sneak away to just wander about.

Jaune however did not have that luxury, as he was the only one at his booth. He didn’t really know how he landed in this one. He guessed there was a group vote that he had missed that somehow got him of all people stuck here. He quickly looked at the sign above him which gave out the prices. 5 Lien for a quick kiss, 10 for a longer one, 20 for a deep one. The later ones could only be bought by people who were 17 and older. He had made about fifty through some Signal girls who had purchased the smallest option and taken some pictures. He couldn’t really complain through. He just really hoped none of his friends decided to come by and laugh at him.

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