slipknot sounds like werewolf lube 

stop reblogging this

Bob Floyd is a certified mama’s boy

callout post for my mutuals um. hi guys i love you

I have 4 boyfriends, I don’t know which one is my favourite

tagged by @songofpolaris 🤍

relationship status: dating someone

favourite colour: i don’t have one 🤧

favourite food: i don’t have one for this either argehehw but my favourite beverage would be coffee?? 🙁👀

song stuck in my head: manic man, curtis waters & gimme shelter, the rolling stones

last thing i googled: unbearable synonyms

time: 2:56 am

dream trip: maybe visiting iceland or tuvalu

tags: @spideyheart @angelzone @blushingbucky :)

ty for the tag <3

relationship status : single …🙁 but platonically married to dr4cosimp

fav color: sage and pink

fav food: pancit Canton but now, since its like poison eggs with lunchon meat

song stuck in my head : glimpse of us

last thing i googled : php to usd converter

time: 5:03 pm

dream trip : in your bed /hj

npt @n0agranger @lazydreamer19 @miss-celestial-being @natti-ice + anyone who wants too

Thanks for the tag Chlo!

relationship status: single but mentally married to Draco Malfoy.

fav colour: currently it’s blue,black and purple.

fav food: Biryani.

song stuck in my head: Carolina by Taylor Swift.

Last thing I googled: Twitter.

Time : 8:50 am

Dream Trip : London,Rome,Venice and Paris.

npt: @mysteriousteaposts ,@i-am-the-entire-circus ,@idrinkdayquilatnight,@unmadana ,@aasthuu ,@kaurava-apologist ,@browsing-my-favourite-fandoms and anyone else whoever is interested to join!💕

Thanks for the tag bestay

relationship status: single but mentally married to Jace Herondale

fav colour: sage and purple

fav food: anything with mushrooms and kosha mangsho

song stuck in my head: Willow by Taylor Swift

last thing I googled: cuet samarth website

time: 9:44 am

dream trip: Kerala, New York City, Italy and Greece

Tags: @i-am-the-entire-circus, @kaurava-apologist, @azure-cherie, @aasthuu, @arachneofthoughts, @your-favourite-skittles, @siriusblackstwin, @slytherin-princess247, @thespiritoflife +anyone interested <33

thanks for the tag @mysteriousteaposts and @lazydreamer19

relationship status: single but mentally im with my OC Kaiito (since 5 years ago <3)

fav colour: blue and black

fav food: maggie, chicken pokora, mutton with aloo curry (all cooked by my parents though)

song stuck in my head: Sokhi bhabona kahare bole by Jayeeti Chakroborty

last thing I googled: Bhalobeshe sokhi nibrete jotone lyrics

time: 6.37pm

dream trip: all historical places of Bengal, anywhere with my family actually <3

Tags: @mooonboy @justmaniacstuff​ @thedeerb0nes-draw​ @melancholicmonody​ @karnamybeloved​ (only if you want to <333)

Ty for the tag bestie <3

Relationship status: single and so happy about it, since I’ve broken up with my boyfriend I think romantic relationships r not for me X)

Fav color: b l a c k 🖤

Fav food: potato in any forms

Song stuck in my head: System of a down – CUBErt

Last thing I googled: is Sanskrit still used (I’m not stupid, I can explain, believe me…….)

Time: 14:26

Dream trip: to Wonderland, I’m not a fan of our world

Tags: @misszura @thebluecr0w @yucksrad (no pressure, only if u want 🙌)

Wow I wasn’t expecting getting tagged on something one day ! (It’s a positive remark)

Relationship statue : single, and it’ll probably stay that way :)

Fav color : nuances of green

Fav Food : idk tbh probably something sweet

Song stuck in my head : so not my fav song ? (A little piece of heaven by avanged sevenfold) Chrissy Wake Up.

Last thing I googled : paper boat (don’t ask)

Time : 16:16 (I won !)

Dream trip : a trip to meet all my online friends who want too (only one day each, I don’t like people to much)

Tags…. Probably @stonnerwayne25 but anyone who want can say i tagged them :)

THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME <3

Relationship statue : single

Fav color : blue 💙

Fav Food : soup

Song stuck in my head : Exile Taylor Swift

Last thing I googled : Our Flag Means Death A03

Time : 3:06 pm

Dream trip : Idk, i think going from canada to argentina will be fun

tags: @fuji09

Tagged by @stonnerwayne25

Relationship statue : married and polyamorous

Fav color : black

Fav Food : Mexican

Song stuck in my head : one of Babymetal’s songs, can’t remember the name

Last thing I googled : copy cat On The Border queso

Time : 4:43pm

Dream trip : Tokyo

tags: @tonyofthetrees @fuckbitchesgetreddie @spookywitchnerd24

Thanks for the tag @fuji09 ❤️

Relationship status: single

Fav color: red/black/purple

Fav food: chicken or anything spicy

Song stuck in my head: currently none

Last thing I googled: red and purple eyeshadow looks for my friend

Time: 5:54 pm

Dream trip: Salem Massachusetts

Tags: @brett-writes @ylove-bandaesthetics

Thank you my lovely!! Tagged by @spookywitchnerd24 🖤✨

Relationship Status: Single pringle, but don’t wanna mingle! ✨

Fav Color: Hot Pink! 💖

Fav Food: Pizza & Hot Wings my fav pair always! 🤤

Song Stuck In My Head: Broken by Palaye Royale! 🥺

Last Thing I googled: What does it mean when you dream about sirens! 🧜🏻‍♀️

Time: 4:28 pm!

Dream Trip: Salem MA during Halloween time & Italy & Tokyo & Greece! 😍

Tagging my darlings: @taurielthepirateking @marril96 @dollymoodboards

Thanks Mom 🖤🖤

Relationship Status: Recently single and in need of cuddles

Fav Color: Purple! 💜

Fav Food: Cheese!

Song Stuck In My Head: Running Up That Hill

Time: 6:10

Dream Trip: New York!!

Tagging @moonlightsolo @axelwolf8109 and @wrasslin-kpop-and-bullshit

thx for tagging me @taurielthepirateking <33

relationship status: single

fav color: sage green!!

fav food: sushi (i’m eating it rn)

song stuck in my head: that “hug me! bring it in!” song from tik tok lol

time: 8:31pm

dream trip: lake como in italy !!

tagging: @eddiemunsonslovelife @daft-not-punk

Thx for tagging me @moonlightsolo 🖤

Relationship Status: Single

Favorite color: Pthalo Green

Favorite Food: All Pasta lol

Song Stuck In My Head: Mary on a Cross- Ghost

Time : 8:41pm

Tagging : @idontwannabetherightwayround

@harrysblackcoat

summary: your little brother, dustin henderson, forces you to sub in for a game of d&d. you can’t help but take a liking to the president of hellfire club- but it seems, that your best friend, steve harrington, feels the opposite.

wc: 9.5k

pairing: eddie munson x henderson!reader

warnings: major szn 4 spoilers, mild language, so much angst, jealous!steve, heavy smooching, suggestiveness, mentions of death & if you squint hard enough there’s a sprinkle of steve x reader.

note: yeah, 9k. its mental illness luv. (also when you see ~ it's a time skip) gif is @gayshipsandanxiety :)

“come on! you have to!” your little brother dustin is begging on his knees inside the classroom of your journalism club. his hands are folded in a praying position as he stares up at you with puppy dog eyes. 

“i already told you no, dustin. now leave me alone! i’m busy.” you continue working on your project in journalism class, scribbling notes on the margin of your paper. 

“you don’t get it, you have to do this for me. you have no choice or else your brother is going to get his ass kicked!” he hops up from his position, hand slapping over the papers that are scattered on your desk. 

your head snaps towards him, “who’s going to kick your ass?” your voice is stone cold, pure coldness written on your features. 

there’s no way in hell you’d let anyone put a finger on your brother.

“eddie!” he exasperates, throwing his hands up in the air like you should have known the answer to your own question. 

“eddie?” you scoff, “eddie who?” 

“eddie goddamn munson.”

maybe reblogging it will help get this out there?? since tumblr refuses to put my work under the tags 🥰🥰🥰

summary: your little brother, dustin henderson, forces you to sub in for a game of d&d. you can’t help but take a liking to the president of hellfire club- but it seems, that your best friend, steve harrington, feels the opposite.

wc: 9.5k

pairing: eddie munson x henderson!reader

warnings: major szn 4 spoilers, mild language, so much angst, jealous!steve, heavy smooching, suggestiveness, mentions of death & if you squint hard enough there’s a sprinkle of steve x reader.

note: yeah, 9k. its mental illness luv. (also when you see ~ it's a time skip) gif is @gayshipsandanxiety :)

“come on! you have to!” your little brother dustin is begging on his knees inside the classroom of your journalism club. his hands are folded in a praying position as he stares up at you with puppy dog eyes. 

“i already told you no, dustin. now leave me alone! i’m busy.” you continue working on your project in journalism class, scribbling notes on the margin of your paper. 

“you don’t get it, you have to do this for me. you have no choice or else your brother is going to get his ass kicked!” he hops up from his position, hand slapping over the papers that are scattered on your desk. 

your head snaps towards him, “who’s going to kick your ass?” your voice is stone cold, pure coldness written on your features. 

there’s no way in hell you’d let anyone put a finger on your brother.

“eddie!” he exasperates, throwing his hands up in the air like you should have known the answer to your own question. 

“eddie?” you scoff, “eddie who?” 

“eddie goddamn munson.”

Not Going Anywhere | Tommy Shelby x Reader

(gif by @tatianapetrovna)

Request: yes by @cheyenne-dunn-universe

Pairing: Tommy Shelby x reader

Summary: (Y/N)'s hired onto the staff at Arrow House in the weeks following the death of the estate's matriarch, Grace Shelby. What she didn't know upon accepting the position was that she would have an effect on not only the two year old boy in the home, but his father as well.

Warnings: language, smoking, drinking

Word Count: 3748

A/N: I changed up the wording of the prompt that I had to use, but it’s in there. I’m a bit nervous to post this cuz it’s been a bit since I unveiled a full-length fic, so be gentle, yeah? Enjoy! :)

Let me know if you want to be tagged in stories like this one!

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"And this is where you'll be staying," the older woman who had been tasked with showing the new hire around stated as she motioned to the closed door.

NEXT DOOR

❤️A/N: happy v-day my lovelies!! this is my bouquet of roses for you and its also part of @thebigbutterflytattoo 's writing challenge, it's an enemies to lovers and i hope it will bring you all some joy whether you spend/spent it with your partner or alone!

❤️PAIRING: neighbor!Harry X Reader

❤️WARNING: smoking🍃, smut

❤️SUMMARY: Your neighbor keeps getting on your nerves and you hate him for that but you hate how good-looking he is even more.

❤️WORD COUNT: 9.1k

MASTERLIST |SUPPORT ME!

Harry Styles is ruining your life. And he decided to do that by moving in next door.

As you lie in your bed, staring at the ceiling, you try to keep your cool while the wall you share with his apartment vibrates from the bass of the song he is playing on the other side, a lot louder than he should at midnight. It doesn’t matter that it’s a Friday, you don’t have weekends, working as a waitress you can’t even remember a day when you had a Saturday off.

You have a ten hour shift tomorrow as well and you need all the sleep you can get, but the smug British guy on the other side of the wall is making it impossible. He started slamming his music at around nine. That wasn’t a too unreasonable time so you let it slide and waited. And waited and then waited some more and when you went to bed at eleven it was still blasting. Now it’s been an hour of trying to shut it out and sleep, but it’s not happening and you are not planning to lie awake all night long or at least until Harry decides he’s had his fun.

i will never not reblog this

i cannot stress how much it does for us

a while ago, one of my mutuals was considering quitting writing. her fics weren’t doing as well, and the algorithm wasn’t favoring her writing like it used to.

so as a collective 10-15 writers, we all reblogged her fic once each. that alone put her writing at the top of the tag.

it makes a difference. way more than you think. it doesn’t matter if people see it because of you, it still gets promoted by the algorithm.

please, reblog fics

if i set my teeth into the flesh of your arm and rest there know that i do not mean to tear it away only to latch myself onto you in some more permanent way

i feel your blood on my tongue but do not fear the hunger in my eyes i am a wild thing at best and my love is a violent guest

No that's valid 😂

:0 recognition

forever pt. 5

wc: 8.1k

warnings: explicit sexual content (18+), soft smut, aftercare, angst, explicit language, cunnilingus, mean harries, virginity, lots of emotions, & the overall fluffiness of reader and h.

pairing: harry styles x female reader

note: i hope you all enjoy the final part! thank u all for reading and leaving me the cutest feedback. also smut is at the end of the chapter if one of you wants to skip it.

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4

the museum of modern art in new york city is a beautiful experience. artists including, but not limited to, frida kahlo, salvador dalì, picasso, van gogh, and andy warhol.

seeing the paintings in person with your own eyes is eye opening- knowing that the artist created that specific masterpiece with their own hands and now it’s hanging up on a wall for countless people to admire.

the art reminds you of harry. he’s one of a kind, timeless, and there’s no one else like him. his bone structure seems to be sculpted out of clay by a greek god, and the way he cherishes you reminds you of ‘the birth of venus’ painting by botticelli.

a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

do you get it or do you not know anything

more examples that people keep getting upset with me for not adding

She

Hi lovies! I am making a comeback :)

Word count: 2k+

Warnings: 18+ mature language, some smutty implications(like 1 or 2, no actual smut), mentions of anxiety

Please do not post my work anywhere else without my permission.

The one in which y/n is one step closer to living her tumblr dream.

“Dude c’mon! You’re seriously bailing on me last minute?” You frantically questioned your friend while searching for your top. “I told you not to get shitfaced last night Ms. I don’t get hangovers.” The two of you had plans to go to an LA New Years party which you had only known about because your uncle played golf with the one and only Jeff Azoff.

Warning: 18+, smut, daddy kink, praise kink, age gap (older male/younger female), slow burn, angst, childhood trauma regarding domestic violence

Daddy issues- Masterlist / alternatively, read on A03 or wattpad

WILDEST FANTASIES (part 5)

⚫️A/N: im not gonna comment this one, the chapter will speak for itself👀 i can't wait to read your thoughts!!

⚫️PAIRING: Professor!Harry X Reader

⚫️WARNING: sexual content

⚫️WORD COUNT: 5.9k

SERIES MASTERPOST

“Dude, you look awful.”

Niall is standing by the door at the living room, staring down at his friend who is currently sprawled out on the couch, an open bag of chips lying beside him, empty beer cans littering the floor. Harry has been spending his past few evenings like this after getting home from work.

“Thanks,” he grumbles, eyes glued to the TV in front of him.

“Are you still not talking about it?”

The answer is just a growl, but the message is clear.

It’s been three days since the phone call and Harry has regretted it a thousand times by now, but he knows he did the right thing. That doesn’t change the fact that he can’t stop thinking about you and he’s been torturing himself with rereading your dirty stories. He is ashamed to admit it, but he still touches himself thinking about you.

You got into his head and he could tell that you were pissed when he said nothing can happen. He didn’t decide that because that’s what he wanted. He just managed to get his last few brain cells that are not thinking about you to work and he realized he can’t risk his career just because he wants to get his dick wet. In your mouth, in your pussy… he still has endless amount of ideas about what he wants to do to you, but they will remain fantasies now.

THEH FUCKING FINALLY KISSED AAAAHHH SLDKJFOWLSBD now he just has to fuck that attitude of out her 😌

also, I volunteer for Niall's entertainment of the night 🙋‍♀️

ahhahaa Niall is a lucky guy!