@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably
I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged
boothill nation how we feeling
sobbing and thinking about the sheer amount of angst possibilities
I’m right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
“Hey”
“Hey”
“greetings, whore”
“[fortnite dances]”
“STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!”
“[puffer fish eating carrot sound]”
“Good day”
“Hi.”
Remembered smth so
“Hello! How are you?”
“Fine.”
“That’s good.”
(both start talking about the weirdest shit)
”Sup bitch”
“ok asshole”
(In a weird tone) “Hullow!”
(Same weird tone) “Hullow.”
(Normal voice now) “How is you?”
“I is good, how is you?”
“I is also good.”
This is if we both is good, otherwise we start talking about why one of us isn’t good
"Heyyyyy"
"*flipping the other off*"
"*flipping the other off back*"
"Anyways i made mac n cheese u want some"
I think we as a society moved on a bit too fast over Dr. Ratio’s thigh reverb
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like “I love you.”
NOTES: dividers by @cafekitsune !!
( Made before 2.2 / Boothill may be OOC / angst / character death / really wanted to use these lyrics for a title / GN!Reader, implied to have been a Galaxy Ranger as well / implied unrequited love )
It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.
I learned recently that mucus basically traps the viruses and expels them from your body which is why your body makes SO MUCH of it so now I just imagine drinking liquids as hiring a bunch of goons to take out the thrash y'see nyeehh see we taking back the streets from the bowler hat boys flush em out real good
Perhaps there are many problems which could be solved if you just made enough mucus
Reblog if you are solving problems by generating enough mucus
The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well
This is funny, obviously, but even if you don't go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:
But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.
This, however, are all chairs:
Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.
So like... it's almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.
Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person
Reblog to hit a
transphobe with a separate
seat for one person
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.
Yes, please reblog
Do it. Now.
i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’
Blog type doesn’t matter. Caring for people does.
This isn’t my blog type but *deep inhale*
SAVING SUICIDAL LIVES IS BETTER THAN KEEPING IT TO MY BLOG THEME SO DEAR YA’LL WHO ARE SUICIDAL I’M HERE SIS/BRO/SIBLING!! STAY STRONG!!
Fine I promise.
This could save people!!
Read and reblog this, regardless of anything.
Always reblog when you see posts like this!!!
damn not this post again
i really wanted to
stay safe everyone, we’re proud of you, you can do it, keep going 💕
Love you all, stay safe
Please nobody hurt yourself.
Fine I wont
Thank you. I would hate it if someone so cool hurt themself
depression tips™
- shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.
- moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over.
- put on clean, comfortable clothes.
- put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.
- drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
- clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink.
- blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
- make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something.
- make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.
- go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
- call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.
- cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.
Circulating. Seasonal depression is creeping around now.
Lets keep this moving
bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, THE PEAR WIGGLER RETURNS
Shrimp supports trans rights and trans rice
Avatar Karlach: You got it. Next stop, Zariel's forge. Final stop, Faerûn.
Wyll: Fuck yeah, that's my girl! Oh shit - I'm starting to pick up your bad habits. Well, fuck it. In for a coin, in for a coffer.
devnote: Oopsy - he's been picking up some bad language habits from Karlach!
I dont know why i get so shocked whenever wyll cusses dispite being in his mid 20s but like its so funny to me because yeah!!!!! Let wyll say fuck!!!! Good for him!!!
Theres nothing like having a kitten mashing its face against yours while your texting with a friend and actively is attacking your phone while typing this
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.