"Mama's coming and she cares about your titties!"

I’m Gabe Saporta and I take stupid artsy pictures because I like to pretend I’m cultured. I like to speak Spanish to people who don’t understand it, dance in inappropriate places, and make innuendos out of almost everything. I live to annoy Pete Wentz, and I’m here to pet all of your dogs. 

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BEES ARE THE ULTIMATE QUEENS OF THE COMBACK 🐝🐝🐝🐝

Source to article. 

The Department  of Agriculture honeybee health survey released a report (August 2nd 2017) that proves honeybee colonies rose 3% compared to last year. Also the amount of bees that disappeared or died has gone down 27%. Bees, you’re doing amazing sweetie 

YESSS. Thank god. 🙌

“i should drink more water” i remind myself, halfway through my fifth coffee

I just heard two kids playing outside and one goes

‘I do not fear the dark side’

then another kid goes

‘YOU SHOULD’

and then I just hear a WHACK noise and then crying