Let Me Live Through Your Eyes

Pokemon Center just released this bag that’s exactly like the one Lillie uses to hold Nebby

Nebby just left this review:

@electro-plankton

laying your head on a girls chest and heading to the dream world via titties is really a top 5 moment 

Why are guys so obsessed with filming themselves fucking like you really wanna hear me fake this orgasm again…

Game tapes.

Gotta study film and see what you did wrong so you improve for the next go.

“Damn, I was short stroking right there. I should have hit her with the hip swivel”.

L.o.l

“What do you think guys? I should’ve made a small hip roll on stroke #15 right?”

“I should’ve angle it up more before stroking back in huh?”

“Maybe I shouldn’t have made a *ploop* sound when I stuck my finger in her bootyhole huh?”

“I gotta start keeping some Gatorade bites after I hit stroke #35 *nods* starting to lose a little steam there” 

“Yeah, you can’t be losing steam after stroke #35. Some of these women only do Cardio all summer, you gotta stroke smarter, my guy. It’s a marathon.”

You see this? If you wasn’t too busy styling and profiling you wouldn’t have missed this prime opportunity to pull her hair back and give that ass a smack.

why lord

You asked we answered

Always improving

Watch: Terry Crews has some brilliant points about feminism — including an apt parallel to Civil Rights.

Thank you for hitting all those nail Terry

You can tell he’s really been doing self-reflection in addition to research from how he frames his answer.

Terry is my manspo, truly Like…my man has been doing work.

Terry and the Rock are two men who have really talked about their personals struggles and growth. I’m here for it.

Nothing more attractive than a person who tells the truth, acknowledges their mistakes and grows from them.

he’s so stupid I love him

I feel I was more pleased than necessary