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The Shitpost Calligrapher

@theshitpostcalligrapher / theshitpostcalligrapher.tumblr.com

NEW REQUESTS ARE OPEN 2PM-9PM EST TODAY Confusing Future Archivists since 2015. 27/she/they. Linktree:linktr.ee/theshitpostcalligrapher pfp by tumblr user @husband
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How do I request a card?

You can request up to 3 cards for free during openaskbox events! During those, the /ask inbox opens up for a few hours, during which I try to write as many as I can live on twitch and post them on tumblr.

After the event is over and I close that inbox, there are still a BUNCH of leftover requests. This is how I fill the daily content queue, I use those up til it's empty again and then run another openaskbox.

On Sundays at 3pm EST I write all 28 cards due to go up for the week from that pool of leftover asks live on twitch and then queue them to go up after stream

What if I don't wanna wait?

If you'd like to throw a bit of cash around instead of waiting, you can buy via the etsy listing or you can tune in to those^ Saturday livestreams, there's a variety of ways to donate to get cards written for you on the spot

How do I buy the card I've requested?

The etsy listing is available here! Please remember to include in the notes of the purchase which card(s) you want to buy. If you'd like me to bundle together all the cards you've requested over a period of a few years, dm me here on the blog and I can quote you on a cheaper bundle price

Why did you answer all those asks, it messed up my dash?

Sorry about that! So to keep all of that ^ organized, at the end of the month, I answer about 112-140 leftover asks in order to record them to a proper "to-write document"

It helps me keep organized, it allows me to easily search for spelling issues, and it gets a few eyeballs on the request in case someone tries to slip an obscure slur into their request that I'm not cool with writing (it has happened)

Lots of the regulars are used to this dash nonsense, but there are folks who want to avoid it entirely. If you're on mobile I'd just recommend unfollowing for a while, but if you're on desktop, you can blacklist the tag "added to notepad" and go to xkit to tick the "fully hide blocked tags" option so it clears up your dash

Wait I thought requests were closed, why can I still send things?

That's because requests use /ask, but /submit is always open because it's for YOUR calligraphy, pet photos, fanart of man... etc. Requests are NOT open when it's not openaskbox day but feel free to send me cool shit YOU made anytime

Wait you have a twitch, do you do anything other than calligraphy?

I try! my schedule at work (restaurant) varies week to week so I try my best to stream whenever I've got free time to, nothing's really planned out though

What are your regular writing tools and paper?

I mainly just use speedball nibs, specifically the c-series (c-0 through c-4) because they're angled flat nibs that let me do most blackletter hands I write. I have a supply of leonardt thin tips for detailing and illustrating

The blackletter hands I use rotate through a gothic textura, an italic, a fraktur and an uncial throughout the day, since I post four cards per day.

As for paper, the cards you see on the daily are on plain index cue cards I buy from staples. When commissioned/doing larger pieces, I work with a variety of paper, including a 32 lb xerox paper that has juuuust a perfect amount of lamination that avoids ink feathering, black paper that I bought a hundred sheets of in 2019 and I no longer remember the label, and a BOATLOAD of southworth's ivory parchment paper at both 32 and 64 lb weights. If you're looking to get anything larger than 11x17, I have a bigass 18x24 pad of watercolour paper I can cut down to whatever size we need.

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Pet pics time? How about my ferrets?

Gnocchi al Dente, a chocolate sable, curled up in her box. Chai Latte, a champagne with waardenburg syndrome, staring down the camera with zero thoughts behind her eyes. And finally Captain Tapioca Janeway, a black with a milk mouth, sleeping in the 'cave' surrounded by her favorite towel.

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submitted by @zhongluong

ohhhh the coziest noodles

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heyo it's sunday! Time for some calligraphy n tunes. These streams run every sunday on 3pm EST/EDT

song requests available as usual (stick to copyright free, covers and meme music so we don't get DMCA'd pls), come hang out while I write the cards scheduled to go up this week!

As per usual, you can send me cash during the stream (subscribing to the channel, bit donations, direct donations using the !dono command) if you'd like something written live for you!

see yall in a coupla hours or so! until I'm running the stream I think firefox'll keep that link^ as an error link, but I'll see yall there!

we're live! come hang out

okay so the situation is that currently OBS is shitting itself for no reason we can discover - i'm getting like an 80% frame drop, despite having no other connectivity issues with any other aspect of the internet in any other apps my computer is running

there's no webcam and there will be hella lag but i AM still live

apologies for this

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heyo it's sunday! Time for some calligraphy n tunes. These streams run every sunday on 3pm EST/EDT

song requests available as usual (stick to copyright free, covers and meme music so we don't get DMCA'd pls), come hang out while I write the cards scheduled to go up this week!

As per usual, you can send me cash during the stream (subscribing to the channel, bit donations, direct donations using the !dono command) if you'd like something written live for you!

see yall in a coupla hours or so! until I'm running the stream I think firefox'll keep that link^ as an error link, but I'll see yall there!

we're live! come hang out

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request 1: may i ask for "catch me chewin on that scalp like a squeaky toy while i hit it from behind" please? to anger and distress every hockey fan following you, i will provide the context that this quote is about sam bennett

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FIRST CAARD OF THE FUCKNE DAY

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SON OF A BITTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHH

IF YOU END UP ORDERING ANY OF THESE YOU'RE GETTING BOTH IN THE MAIL MOTHERFUCKER

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heyo it's sunday! Time for some calligraphy n tunes. These streams run every sunday on 3pm EST/EDT

song requests available as usual (stick to copyright free, covers and meme music so we don't get DMCA'd pls), come hang out while I write the cards scheduled to go up this week!

As per usual, you can send me cash during the stream (subscribing to the channel, bit donations, direct donations using the !dono command) if you'd like something written live for you!

see yall in a coupla hours or so! until I'm running the stream I think firefox'll keep that link^ as an error link, but I'll see yall there!

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