Delusional Damage

this is so insanely accurate i dont even know what to say

could a girl and a supercomputer fall in love

robot says "can i vent for a second" and u reply "sure" and they open their vents and the room raises like 2 degrees

Me : *hears a noise while being home alone*

the Twitch chat in my brain : 

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

how could they possibly have predicted this

I literally can't stop watching these

doing research before going outside

weed strain called they hit the pentagon

you just gotta call it “the pentagon” so you can hit it yourself

let’s be business partners

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

please i've already hurt so much