Don't confuse labor value theft with goodness.

(taps the sign) Calvinism is a helluva drug

joan jett (2000-2006). you agree.

"BUHHHHH BUT CAPITALISM IS GOOD BECAUSE IT ENSURES COMPETITION!!!1!"

I think a cocaine addiction is more ethical than owning four homes in the new york metro area.

everyone say hi to Cereal, okay?

dwarf rave: one guy chants while everyone else rhythmically stomps their iron boots. by the end, the whole club is knee deep in rubble

elf rave: 19 hours of thrashing, acid tripping, and interpretive dancing to calm ambient music and forest sounds

orc rave: everyone stoically nods their head to the loudest and bassiest beats the realm has ever heard

I was expecting anything but not Bard

Wizard supremacy 😎

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Saw a sharp increase in my follower count after posting this. The legitimacy of it is driving me nuts so I also feel the need to say that you can follow anyone on here regardless of whether you’ve interacted with them or not. People like the above mentioned blog are exceptions. Perhaps they themselves think they aren’t and therefore will act like they aren’t, but they are, trust me.

Just follow anyone you wanna follow. The worst thing that can happen is maybe getting soft-blocked by the other person, but if they do soft-block you, then they were never that worth following in the first place.

wow. really hope this isn't actually a norm taking hold with new users! this isn't facebook, you don't need to know people before following them

alison bechdel or they might be giants

giants to watch out for

they might be dykes

save me Essek

shadow bracket: skullduggery final

This is the final round of the Shadow Bracket. Choose your High Chancellor wisely. The evil of the realm depends upon her.

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

People who think Bert and Ernie are just kids have zero understanding of Muppet aging and scale.

Bert and Ernie are all things to all people.

They're kids who are summer camp roommates. They're teenagers navigating their first time living alone. They're established adults shopping for a bed together. They're an old married couple having the same bickery affectionate arguments they've had since they were kids at camp.

They're whatever age they need to be for the joke to land, and everyone from toddlers to old queens can see themselves there.

(also @theneighborhoodwatch this is your brand)

I like the way you explained that.