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LitteBeeKeeper

@littlebeekeeper

I think I would like to try to remember how to live. From Mystrade to Johnlock, Stucky to Zimbits, art and writing and more, this feels like coming home.

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

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chippingthegoalkeeper

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

tag yourself with your living place’s population and what youre classified as. im 278,508 city boy

Here are the hierarchical classifications from Wikipedia

  • Ecumenopolis - a theoretical construction in which the entire area of Earth that is taken up by human settlements, or at least, that those are linked so that to create urban areas so big that they can shape an urban continuum through thousands of kilometers which cannot be considered as a megalopolis. As of the year 2009, the United Nations estimated that for the first time more than 50% of the world’s populations lived in cities, so if these were linked, the total population of this area would be about 3,400,000,000 people as of 2010.
  • Megalopolis - a group of conurbations, consisting of more than ten million people each.
  • Conurbation - a group of large cities and their suburbs, consisting of three to ten million people.
  • Metropolis – a large city and its suburbs consisting of multiple cities and towns. The population is usually one to three million.
  • Large city – a city with a large population and many services. The population is <1 million people but over 300,000 people.
  • City – a city would have abundant services, but not as many as a large city. The population of a city is between 100,000 and 300,000 people.[citation needed]
  • Large town – a large town has a population of 20,000 to 100,000.
  • Town – a town has a population of 1,000 to 20,000.
  • Village – a village is a human settlement or community that is larger than a hamlet but smaller than a town. A village generally does not have many services, most likely a church or only a small shop or post office. The population of a village varies; the average population can range from hundreds to thousands.
  • Hamlet – a hamlet has a tiny population (<100) and very few (if any) services, with only a few buildings.
  • Isolated dwelling – an isolated dwelling would only have 1 or 2 buildings or families. It would have negligible services, if any.

I….I guess I live in a conurbation. Chicagoland has a population of roughly nine and a half million, so a bunch of our suburbs must be full on cities. 

I am conurban. A conurbanite. This is my conurb. Conurbs in Horto. My condo in the conurb. 

village  411 hu,

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socially-ineptnerd

I live in a town, apparently.

I wonder what it means if you live outside the main populated area.

According to this, I live in a village. That being said I live 21 miles from said village so...

I live in an isolated dwelling near a small village???

In summery, I live out in the sticks.

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theyatemytaylor

Me :”…oh fu—OH JESUS—DEAR SWEET HEAVENLY LORD”

TAG YOUR GODDAMN PORN LIKE HOLY SHIT THIS ISN’T EVEN FAIR

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ladyavenal

JFUCK

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you-cant-stop-the-moriparty

CAN’T BREATHE

I like how everybody is paired off haha

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 
[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

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whoatetheramen

#pure

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

I’ve been watching hockey since 1996 and I had no fucking idea

@mssmithlove1, you probably already knew this but on the off chance that you didn't, this was too fun not to send your way. 💜

My dear lovelies,

You are beautiful, you matter, I missed you.

-Bee

“Are you going to finish that?”

-Hufflepuff when someone else has food

"Oh my gosh! You have to try this!"

*heaps food onto Slytherin and Ravenclaw's plate*

-Hufflepuff when their friends forget to eat. Again.

“i always play piano at my home almost every night and whenever i sit to play, all my cats come around, they hang out with me and they love to sleep around the piano.”

“they are peaceful, i am more at peace thanks to them”

one of his cats is blind. "his happiest moment is at the window. listening to the birds, getting fresh air is our favorite activity. i hang out an hour every day at the window with my angel.“

there are currently 19 cats living in his home and he started a fundraiser to help cover their medical costs

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addignisherlock

i love him i love his soul and i will donate for his cats fundraiser

Hurt.

I’m sorry, I never do this but

I’m just

I don’t know how people can think Sherlock’s not gay and in love with John

His eyes, fixed high, trying to look exasperated or dutiful or something, anything except don’t blink, blinking is dangerous, isn’t it, because tears can form more easily – don’t look down, I’ve always been able to lie but it doesn’t work anymore, she knows, she always knows

The insincerity of that flat, muted smile on “him”, the corners of his mouth tucked in – the kind of smile you give when your heart is bleeding out inside your chest

The sudden consciousness of wasn’t good enough, that smile, the look in my eyes wasn’t sincere, need to make it better – so he flicks his eyes down to theirs, and tries a better, warmer smile

The carefully blank look on ‘tutoring’, because it hurts that it was only a practice for John’s real relationship, but that’s not a thing I’m allowed to want, that’s not a thing best friends do together, dance

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