Poll for writers and artists

Whether you write fanfic or original works or paint/draw, be it fan art or original work or whatever else - I have to know, because I have a feeling this is going to be very decisive:

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Follow-up poll

Not talking about obvious plagiarism here - genuinely just about fan art or fic or stuff inspired by things you made

The Dangers of Fucking Voidsent

It is time kids. Gather round yonder camp fire, decimated giant chickens, or Garlean wreckage and let me alert you to the latest plague sweeping our great nation. Sex with Voidsent.

Now I know what you’re thinking. “Hey, I’m safe! I use protection. I’ve set up wards!” WRONG! No matter how well protected you think you are having sex with a voidsent can be as dangerous as stinking your dick in ceruleum. (Please do not stick your dick in ceruleum)

The youth of this nation seem to think hey, that sexy two thousand year old succubus living in some poor dead woman’s body is giving me bedroom eyes. Perhaps this is my chance to finally do the nasty! NO! YOU WOULD BE WRONG! THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT SUCCUBUS! First of all this is bordering on what we would call necrophilia since in order for a Succubus to manifest in this world they would have to inhabit the body of a dead person.

“But Doctor Ozerov, she is dead she isn’t using that body anymore! You must be some Nald’Thal worshiping loser!”

NO! I simply consider this quite unhygienic and a little rude to say the least.

Voidsent are alien entities who do not feel the same way we do. You may put your feelings on them but they cannot feel the same way about you. When you have sex with a Voidsent you are sticking your bits in or around another person’s bits who is being piloted by an entity from another dimension WHO WANTS TO EAT YOUR SOUL-ish thing.

So the next time you see that purple eyed monster looking you up and down remember that they’re a corpse riding hell beast looking to jump your bones and eat your aether.

I know dd2 is not supposed to have a deep story it still cracks me up every time smth like this happens

npc: shits fucked I hastily require the FUCK cranked up or my good ser will be not aught. I'm afraiden. Will ne'er see ser phallus blasting the ol'hog at seventh eleventh again? Aid him.

npc: you shall do this at once. be hasting

pawn: come now master we must depart cuntily before ser phallus perishes in the rip pieces mines

arisen: 😐

/loveheart critical hit sorry for all the spam today btw I'm just feeling kinda good about tumblr rn so I'm posting my backlog.

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Carrd Updated :D

Hello everyone! I am yet again taking commissions - of all types this time! If you're interested in commissioning me, take a look at my carrd which has my T.O.S and pricing guide on it!!

Λύκε, λύκε μου, καλέ μου...

love myself a cockroach of a character. i look at them and go ”how is that fucker not dead? they should be dead. they should be dead ten times over. how are they not?” and 90% of the time the answer is a combo of sheer stubborness and homosexuality

Hello and welcome to the first run of FFXIV Polyamory Week! This event was created to celebrate all of the non-monogamous relationships in the world of FFXIV between OCs, NPCs, and any configuration of the two. While it's nice to see other ship events be polyamory inclusive, I have yet to see any events that are explicitly for polyamory, so I decided to be the change I want to see.

When: May 19th through May 25th

Prompt List:

Day 1: Sleeping Positions | First Time Sleeping Together

Day 2: Domestic Life | Mundane Tasks

Day 3: Date Night | First Dates

Day 4: Outfit Swaps | Role Changes

Day 5: Alternate Universe | In Another Life

Day 6: Celebrations | Holidays

Day 7: Vacation | Relaxation

Rules and Guidelines:

The tags #ffxivpolyamoryweek2024 and #ffxivpolyamweek24 will be tracked starting Sunday May 19th through Tuesday May 30th, so don't worry if you wind up needing extra time to catch up. Posts will run on a queue schedule.

Please look forward to it!

The UK is becoming horrific to live in.

Medical care and therapy stripped from teens and kids.

Disabled people being dragged through endless trials to 'prove' their disabled or be forced to work.

Sometimes forced to work even if they are disabled because if not, the Government will simply take your finance away.

Energy companies have become so greedy half the country can't afford to heat their homes and no one cares.

The sick, the disabled, the elderly and the young are being openly targetted by a facist regime and no one cares.

And I'm terrified of where we're going.

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Saw a sharp increase in my follower count after posting this. The legitimacy of it is driving me nuts so I also feel the need to say that you can follow anyone on here regardless of whether you’ve interacted with them or not. People like the above mentioned blog are exceptions. Perhaps they themselves think they aren’t and therefore will act like they aren’t, but they are, trust me.

Just follow anyone you wanna follow. The worst thing that can happen is maybe getting soft-blocked by the other person, but if they do soft-block you, then they were never that worth following in the first place.

COUNTRY GNOMES

TAKE THEIR BONES

*a bunch of gnomes in overalls run toward you and take your bones out of you*

this is the correct version of the song now

Ok, question. Why not use the For You page at that point?

Because it sucks

I think OP forgot a lot of us predate the For You page.