Daniel the Crazy Cat Man

The right wants to be victims so fucking bad

“Straight white conservative men are afraid they might have to keep their bigotry to themselves for 10 seconds. Literally everyone else is afraid that straight white conservative men will kill them.”

my personal fav anxiety is “i’m in the wrong place” anxiety that isn’t alleviated until u see someone that u know should also be in the same place as u

Related: “I got the time/day wrong” anxiety. Same rules for alleviation.

“Class/the meeting/etc. got cancelled and I’m the only gone who didn’t get the email”: The thrilling conclusion to the trilogy. Same rules for alleviation.

what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot

xxxtentacion found dead in miami

Is he okay?

hes alright but he died

I love going to Olive Garden to get bred

getting absolutely rawed at the olive garden

Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life

check out this photo of drake, khaled, an a mysterious drake/khaled hybrid

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

look at this shit

They radiate peace

capybaras are friend shaped

I love this post

This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

Ducks

Deer

Emus

They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

mom shaped

ideologically correct

I cant believe some people have enough money to make major impacts on the world and they just….dont do it. wouldn’t you rather your legacy be the guy who saved the world rather than the guy who had an un-spendable amount of money and hoarded it all I mean we can probably rule out the notion that any one of those guys would give up their billions just out of the goodness of their hearts but I can’t believe the potential headline “multi billionaire donates wealth, single handedly ends poverty” doesn’t appeal to them in slightest