Alis Grave Nil

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

@merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt

Goblins love vegetals

Jesus I thought they were gonna do a happy crunch n’ munch but no they gotta tear that fucker apart

me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose

this is a lie im on the verge of tears

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

This should win an Oscar

man, saaaame

— - My Senior Seminar teacher talking about homelessness/education. (nogutsnogloryhole)

COME TO ME. But really, come through.

Yerrrrrrr

I hope one day you wake up not bearing that heavy feeling anymore.

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