Birdier than most birds

i’m going to be SO FAMOUS

you sound more like karkat jesus christ omf

I’M GOING TO PISSS HELP ME OMFG

IM NOT EVEN IN HOMESTUCK AND THIS WAS HILARIOUS

this is the best thing

this is like if karkat and nepeta were a cherub and they just fucking switched like a bitch

very important psa on being a responsible young homestuck.

im going to die

sobs

This is absolutely perfect in every way. 

literally every bro head canon ever jfc

It’s back.

im not a homestuck anymore bro i swear, this hypothetical strife specibus, chumhandle, god tier, dreamself, quest planet, sprite prototypes, and fetch modus are just for emergencies i swear. dude. dude i swear. this trollsona is just for emergencies i promise. dude

(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)

This is what sports should be about <3

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

blizzard payed for that reply

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

did it taste good?

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

the three pillars of gay music are 80s music, pop punk music, and showtunes 

if i may, 

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

hey op where did you see the buildings

where are the buildings op

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

aw hell no

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.

I’ve seen deer:

1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed

2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey

3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field

4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed

5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease

the gays™ are coming

SigMunna