my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs Iβm cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time
Bow down to your king
I canβt stop outdoing myself
Remember that post? The one that said βwhat if we all have super powers but theyβre so mundane we donβt realize?β That post? This is proof that post was right
I think it's funny how DeathGun saw Kirito's name and model going "With that name, those sword skills and that avatar... Are you the real deal?" Which is a very cool line- except Kirito doesnt look like their GGO avatar at all, which means that DeathGun saw a fruity black swordsman and thought "I know what you are"
nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.
me: oh cool
nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.
me: oh cool
nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.
me: oh... cool?
icl i literally totally missed it, dont even remember when it happened
sharing for everyone seeing this post!!!
I canβt risk
did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back
not the socks.
happy bokuaka day!
Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isnβt.
This is so fucking beautiful that I have no words.
I will always reblog this.
βTidy your roomβ dmkzmsksmdksm
Every time I see this I feel extremely fragile about βloving you is the easiest thing in the worldβ
Ferbβs birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).
uncharted AU log
snuck some sketti into the cinema π
If youβre having a bad day, just remember that someone somewhere is seeing Safety Tips From Anubis for the very first time.
in-school-suspension was honestly so extremely funny because i had undiagnosed Problems Disorder and unironically i LOVED being sent to ISS.
average day of ISS (sent there for 3 days because i was late to a class three times within a 9-week period):
Punishing kids for being late to school is so fucking stupid. They don't usually go to school alone. Their parents bring them there. Their parents are the ones who are late. Why are you making the son pay for the sins of the father
Because school funding is tied to attendance. Thatβs pretty much it.
also the idea of "you were late to class so now you don't get to go at all" as a punishment is absolutely hilarious
haha once i skipped gym to study ap physics and was punished with Dedicated Study Time so i. studied ap physics more. the system is broken but by god i was living.
Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.
Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:
βBoss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.
Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent
Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.β
And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.
Happy Birthday to our Moon π
