Well, here I am

Things that don't exist in Scooby-Doo:

Things that exist in Scooby-Doo:

Link in bio. What will he learn?

water is so so tasty and tastier than any of your foolish monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by big water now

rest assured when i say big water i dont mean nestle or any company of the sort, i mean the looming ancient gods known as the "water towers"

HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans

it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

Hey what the fuck happens in homestuck

homestuck day observed

*tired disgruntled middle aged mom voice* okay everyone gather around the kringlefucker and let's get this over with

the kringlewhat

This thing

Everyone on 4/13, crawling out of their secret homestuck bunkers,

apologies in advance for the psychic damage

SBALDUR’S GATE, a new video game inspired by one of the many wonderful worlds of FLARP! Level up your character, save the empire from evil aliens, and form any quadrant you wish to pursue with any of your companions!

Special unlockable romantic and platonic option:

Homestuck Volume 4 - Sburban Jungle

A thought

Many would assume that fae and demons would be allies, since they both share similar goals of manipulating, tricking, and making very one sided deals with humans. However, they are actually more like competing predators; two very different species occupying the same environmental niche and in a constant struggle for the same resource. That being mortal souls.

Demons and fae are natural enemies, not in a good vs evil way, but in a much more real and grounded wa. They both want control over mortals, and neither group is willing to concede to or cooperate with the other, and we should be glad of that, for if they were to put aside these differences and work together humanity would be, for lack of a better word, fucked.

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

free my girl she has the same character traits as a male character but is getting deemed a bitch for them

free my girl she acted irrationally in a situation where it was impossible to act rationally and is now being hated for it

friend: let's decide this on a coin flip

me: sure. mike or sulley

friend: what

me:

lotion is a substance that exists to make your skin not feel gross and dry by making your skin feel gross and wet <3

hi i’m a skyrim bandit my favorite hobby is keeping 12 gold in novice locked chests that i do not own a key for

"this song is about this" "this song is about that" "this person wrote this song about this person" wrong all songs are about ocs ive made and ocs that have not yet come to pass