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thinking about the time i was struggling to open my water bottle in class, and a girl that i had spoken to maybe 3 times came up to me and went

"let me help you baby"

and then proceeded to struggle to open the bottle

i wouldve fallen in love right then & there ngl

it feels very pretentious and elitist to say but at the end of the day.. unfortunately many people in the world are very stupid. it's astounding to just go about your shit and find a fully functional 28 year old with the thought processes and problem solving abilities of a 14 year old.

this isn't a dig at people with cognitive disabilities at all, to be clear. i'm talking about the type of dude at a party who's an engineer, yet you end up defaulting to your "endearing small talk with your nephew" voice while talking to him because he has just, for whatever combination of circumstances, never been confronted with the need to be a person.

what is it about drinks that is so tantalising... boba tea with all the sexy toppings.... iced coffy.... new flavour of iced tea or sparkling water u never tried before... milked shake the childhood favourite.... smoothie for vitality and strength..... and let's not forget about coca cola!!!

It's the sugar. It's addictive

watching those gd mobile game ads where the player is so so so bad

staring unable to look away as the player shaves that poor girl's eyebrow off and pull the lever that dumps that little guy's gold in the lava and on and on it goes.

I'm DONE ! I'm leaving now FOREVER and you CANT STOP ME no matter what I'm GOING !!!

............. I'm back .

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we are literally all going to be ok 🥰. unless we won’t be 🧐. but we will 😋.

the hunger games films tore out the books teeth. like it does the series such a disservice when it stands for nothing, says nothing, passes no judgement.. katniss speaks so plainly in the books about what she thinks of the capital. of what they do to her and her family and the districts. of the different worlds she witnesses as she’s straddled between 12 and the capital.. she calls it barbaric. she calls it disgusting and wrong and horrifying, over and over, and the films were like how do we market this teen romance.

like these…… are unmarketable to a production company. as they should be

hELP

It’s fun to be a hater but you also have to be a liker. It’s about balancing your humours

reblog this nd tag ur sign + ur fave breed of dog !!

uh actually dont? yell at hets for using words like datemate and partner?

because there is always a chance that one of them is a closeted trans person and they’re trying to not misgender them while also not outing them

and normalizing gender-neutral language makes doing that safer anyway

normalizing gender-neutral language for romantic or sexual partners also lessens the strain on closeted LGBPA people in same gender relationships

normalizing gender-neutral language for spouses/partners/datemates/SOs/etc even for cishets is helpful to everyone, ESPECIALLY queer people

i forgot how much i love rachel elizabeth dare.