Purchase an adoptable and want to make alterations to it? Sure, as long as you give the artist additional money!

Purchase an adoptable and do something the seller doesn’t like? They’ll straight up steal the art back from you!

Sounds about right the species is fucked

Steven Universe Flower Crown Icons Part 1 

I felt like making some icons for everyone !! These are completely free to use, I just ask for you guys to not repost or claim as your own c:

[ Homeworld Gems ] ★ [ Fusions ]

I tried out some new stuff nyeeeh -w-

cooking with momplier:

step one: prepare your vegetables

step two: wash good

step three: wash good

step four: don’t trust farmers

step five: put a little extra “you know what” in your ingredients

step six: dump the meat

step seven: measure out your meat unnecessarily precisely and then slap it in the bowl

step eight: korea does not have a system of measurements, they go by spoon

step nine: tendenize your meat; you can use a hammer or pineapple

step ten: juice is the best

step eleven: doesn’t exist

step twelve: kill the fat cell

step thirteen: practice / all of them

step fourteen: only cook if you’re feeding ten people or more

step fifteen: mushroom time

step sixteen: the chunky has to go fine / make sure you get your vitamin something

step seventeen: you need mineral; you mineral or you die

step eighteen: pound until hamburger / you must be precise

step nineteen: i just lied / throw away your tablespoons; you won’t need them

step twenty: i lied again

        b: check to see if it’s sample spoon by putting it in your mouth

step twenty-one: all the other steps were not important, but every step from twenty-one on is important

step twenty-two: it’s expected that all your ingredients should eventually just mix together

step twenty-three: real sesame, none of that fake stuff

step twenty-four: and one more

step twenty-five: add MSG

       b: it’s your choice

step twenty-six: doesn’t exist

step twenty-seven: everything’s a tablespoon unless it’s two tablespoons

step twenty-eight: go with your gut

step twenty-nine: onion has to have there

       b; you could’ve put onion before all these other steps

step thirty: the more the garlic, the better that it is

       b: good for you

step thirty-one: we unfortunately have to put a little more salt

step thirty-two: throw away half your salt

step thirty-three: i don’t know???

step thirty-four: no time to laugh

step thirty-five: put some pepper then throw it away

step thirty-six: most important: soy sauce

step thirty-seven: wash your hands

step thirty-eight: mix massage

        b: don’t break the precious meat

step thirty-nine: if it turns out hamburger, that’s fine

step forty: let it marinate

step forty-one: wash your hands / need more prettier

step forty-two: you’re wrong, you’re just wrong

step forty-three: call gordon ramsay, tell him he’s wrong

step forty-four: make it about three millimeter

step forty-five: bitter the better

step forty-six: no french allowed

step forty-seven: we’re going for color / never be delicate with your vegetables

step forty-eight: high

step forty-nine: the most important step: don’t believe a word i say

step fifty: place hand in the pan to test the temperature, exactly five inches above

step fifty-one: whatever the temp was, turn it down a little bit

step fifty-two: salt brings out the sweet flavor

step fifty-three: doesn’t exist

step fifty-four: in the bowl where you mixed the carrots and bell peppers, carefully pick out the peppers

step fifty-five: cook it gently

step fifty-six: you want the crunch

step fifty-seven: don’t time it, just look at it / high heat first

step fifty-eight: check the temperature, high heat, check it with a hand in the pan, stick your face in there

step fifty-nine: you know it’s hot when your hand’s brown

step sixty: pick a random tool out of the bucket and use it to scoop the meat with / make sure your pan is thiccc

step sixty-one: make sure it sizzles like a [insert cat purr]

step sixty-two: start spooning your meat

step sixty-three: you know it’s cooking when you hear the sound

step sixty-four: impatient; dump the whole thing

step sixty-five: put a lid on it, let it do the job

step sixty-six, the “last” step: let’s make it a little prettier

step sixty-seven: “voila” is now korean

step sixty-eight: you won’t be disappointed

step sixty-nine: mom is never wrong / deny deny deny

step seventy: maybe a little more salt or soy sauce

step seventy-one: make sure your meat isn’t too thin

step seventy-two: check step seventy-one before you’ve even started this recipe

PERFECT!!

Hang on im testing something if these go through god is dead

Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon

if you’re lgbt what’s your favorite pokemon

It's zoroark

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did I ever mention that I know someone whose family owned a zombie dog because that’s some real shit that I get to delight with at parties

Tell us that story?

okay here is the story of the zombie dog

this dog’s name was John. they found him half drowned in a bag of puppies that were not so fortunate as he was, and was taken in immediately. he was a runt and not quite right (most likely from the whole half drowned thing), but a very loving dog. the problem with John was that he smelled like death, and no one knew why. vets couldn’t figure it out. it was obviously some kind of skin problem, but they had no idea what kind. all anyone knew was that if you touched him, you would smell like death too, so you couldn’t pet him, and that for some reason, the only thing that made the smell go away was being around other dogs. so they got another dog and the death smell stopped and John lived a very happy life

when he was getting old, maybe about 15 years, part of his skull caved in. just like that! suddenly had a huge dent in his head! and he was totally fine. didn’t notice it, didn’t affect him at all. just this massive dent right there in his head where his skull had collapsed in on his brain, and he was still the happiest and most loving dog. the skull cave in, for whatever reason, caused the ear on that side of his head to just fall off entirely, but again, perfectly happy dog who did not know he was down an ear and a fully formed skull. they took him to the vet, thinking maybe they should put him down. I mean, wouldn’t you think so? but the vet said that the dog was eating, and pooping, and happy, so there was no reason to put him down, so they didn’t

but that’s not even the weird part. the weird part is the area of the brain that got caved in on was apparently the area that registers pain, so this one-eared, collapsed skull dog could no longer feel any pain. he got old, his joints got stiff, his teeth rotted out of his head, his tongue hung out of his mouth and got black and hard, and he felt none of it! in fact, he was happier than he’d ever been feeling no pain, and the fact that he didn’t feel how much he was falling apart somehow made him live until he was 23. that’s right, the collapsed skull, one eared, zero teeth, smells like literal death when alone dog lived to be 23 years old. they used to joke that he’d been dead for years, but was too stupid to realize it yet

and that’s the story about the literal zombie dog my friend’s family owned

I'n simultaneously delighted, alarmed, a little horrified and impressed all at once.

Don’t be a dick to your GF or Benny the Bull’s gonna get ya!

What an ass

THATS MAH BOY

I DON’T NORMALLY REBLOG VIDEOS BUT THIS IS TOO FUCKIN GOOD

Bless you, Benny.  I hope that woman dumped Sir Douche so that he could have a long, one-handed relationship with his phone.

The future is bright.

no stop

I will always reblog this.

Wtf chris

show up. buss it open. leave immediately.

you did it

you win the award for best addition to my post

i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this

i tried and i failed

i cant breathe.

send help. dying

“I am the snake in my boot”

it has been my tumblr dream to find this post….

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

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